“I was like a turd that drew flies instead of like a flower that butterflies and bees desired.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Do you know how terrible I felt when Marcus came down and found me sitting there like a turd?” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Don't ever write a novel unless it hurts like a hot turd coming out. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Ones Turd smells the same be of Servant or Prince (English Translation)” — Ricardo Arjona Copy Share Image
“I feel horrible. She doesn't love me and I wander around the house like a sewing machine that's just finished sewing a… — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
“the Tenderloin is a large turd—often a literal one—floating in the crystal punchbowl that is San Francisco.” — Gary Kamiya Copy Share Image
Life and literature is a question of what one thrills to, and further than that no man shall ever go without putting… — Philip Larkin Copy Share Image
“rectangular slab of mincemeat that everyone, including the servers, referred to as baked turd.” — Robert Muchamore Copy Share Image
“Political correctness is a delusional subdivision of society that believes it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the "clean… — Tom Kloza Copy Share Image
“How do two retards eat a turd sandwich? Well, not by first wiping their ass with wheat bread like I showed them.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There's a turd in the punch bowl is all I gotta say/Here you go Planet Earth get your cup and take a… — C-DASH Copy Share Image
If I started thinking too much about how influential I've been, then I'd be more of a turd than I already am. — Iggy Pop Copy Share Image
“I was like a turd that drew flies instead of like a flower that butterflies and bees desired. I wanted to live… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“This party is turning out to be the turd-encrusted cherry on the top of my shit-shake of a day.” — Jody Gehrman Copy Share Image
