Truck Quotes · Page 2

Four men a pickup truck and a case of beer and you can move mountains.

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

Derek Trucks is a real good new artist. He's a young guy.

— Johnny Winter

Quit sharing bad news and gossip you aren't a garbage truck.

— Grant Cardone

It's just paper - all I own is a pickup truck and a little Wal-Mart stock.

— Sam Walton

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

— Wendy Liebman

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning.

— R. L. Stine

I won't quit until I get run over by a truck, a producer or a critic.

— Jack Lemmon

I wanted to be a truck driver. I love driving long distances!!!

— Karen Mason

Like a garbage truck, we need a 'lie-truck' which will collect lies from everyone's houses every morning, even every hour!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

I think PCs are going to be like trucks. Less people will need them. And this is going to make some people…

— Steve Jobs

Childbirth, as a strictly physical phenomenon, is comparable to driving a United Parcel truck through an inner tube.

— Dave Barry

“You mean I can’t chain him to the bumper of my truck and drag him through the city?”

— Caroline B. Cooney

I was 16. I wrecked my truck and the only way I could pay to fix it was to get a job.…

— Denny Hamlin

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"

— Henny Youngman

What are truck rental companes and fertilizer salesman goign to do in response to the OK city bombing?

— Michael Z. Williamson

They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine was hit by a truck

— Bubbly

My father was an urchin that lived in Hell's Kitchen. He was part of a family of nine. I mean, there were…

— Frank Gehry

My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to…

— Nick Offerman

Passion's a good, stupid horse that will pull the plough six days a week if you give him the run of his…

— Dorothy L. Sayers

Wouldn't that be funny, if the oil rebels were playing U2 in their jungle camps, and the government soldiers were playing U2…

— Chris Cleave

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would…

— Jeff Foxworthy

My vision of the border with Mexico is that a truck from the United States going into Mexico and a truck coming…

— Gary Johnson

I am absolutely convinced that there are weapons...I saw evidence back in 1998 when we would see the inspectors being barred from…

— William Cohen

Last September 16th, I was walking in downtown Seattle when this pick-up truck pulls up in front of me. Guy leans out…

— Sherman Alexie

It upset me that, five days after the hurricane hit down in New Orleans, the President's plan was for a day of…

— Jon Stewart

[The kitchen] was also messy--delightfully so, thought Jane--and it didn't look as though lots of cooking went on there. There was a…

— Jeanne Birdsall

When a country is in harmony with the Tao, the factories make trucks and tractors. When a country goes counter to the…

— Laozi

There's one Baldessari work I genuinely love and would like to own, maybe because of my Midwestern roots and love of driving…

— Jerry Saltz

We had the city trying to demolish two of our exhibition spaces, which was at first pretty disturbing. But following the freak-out…

— Kirsha Kaechele

I was a handsome boy, a very handsome young man, bright blue eyes, mmm. I would make trucks skid off the road.…

— Tony Curtis

I told him what my dad had said. That got him laughing and as we pulled into the school parking lot, even…

— Kelley Armstrong

I'll tell you what's wrong!" he roared, "I'm trying to quit smoking!" Then he strode angrily to the truck, leaving her standing…

— Linda Howard

She makes my old pick-up truck feel like a limousine.

— Rhett Akins

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck.

— Jim Denny

I've never seen a Brink's truck follow a hearse to the cemetery.

— Barbara Hutton

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

— Spike Milligan

If memories were all I sang, I'd rather drive a truck.

— Ricky Nelson

If you gonna work a farm you gotta learn to drive a truck.

— Justin Moore

As a young kid I wanted to be a truck driver.

— Adriano Zumbo

& if you think this life I love is a little too country, truck yeah.

— Obviously Me :p