If you visit American city, You will find it very pretty. Just two things of which you must beware: Don't drink the… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
Gay marriage will be universally accepted in time. But if I may be so bold as to say to gays and lesbians,… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
Joe: You don't want me, Sugar. I'm a liar and a phony. A saxophone player. One of those no-goodniks you keep running… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste. — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
Imagine a country that flies into space, launches Sputniks, creates such a defense system, and it can't resolve the problem of women's… — Mikhail Gorbachev Copy Share Image
When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn't committing a… — Ellen Goodman Copy Share Image
Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think everything everything about my lifestyle is fairly alternative. I gather my own spring water from mountains every month. I go… — Shailene Woodley Copy Share Image
One of the great natural phenomena is the way in which a tube of toothpaste suddenly empties itself when it hears that… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Shampoo doesn’t have to foam, but we add foaming chemicals because people expect it each time they wash their hair. Same thing… — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
I've had Botox, but then again pretty much everyone I know has. To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I know that my look is more 'toothpaste model' as opposed to artsy, which sucks because I can play those roles. — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
How could poetry and literature have arisen from something as plebian as the cuneiform equivalent of grocery-store bar codes? I prefer the… — Alice Weaver Flaherty Copy Share Image
A transition is taking place in Egypt. In my judgement, there is no going back. I think the old expression, "They're not… — Stephen Harper Copy Share Image
I tell you what I envy about people in love - I'd love it if someone knew me I mean really knew… — Barbra Streisand Copy Share Image
There are some forty-five thousand items in the average American supermarket and more than a quarter of them now contain corn. This… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
The reading public is intellectually adolescent at best, and it is obvious that what is called ''significant literature'' will only be sold… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
I've learned that it doesn't matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
The public hardly suspects that their purchase of cosmetics, pet food, toothpaste, eggs and other common items have, in all likelihood, caused… — Marianne Thieme Copy Share Image
There used to be a thing or a commodity we put great store by. It was called the People. Find out where… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that stuff's under control. I got so much tartar, I don't… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I don't mind being recognized, it's just that I have a bit of social anxiety, and this situation has increased it. The… — Simon Helberg Copy Share Image
Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
