One of the greatest things I've ever seen happen was the morning I opened the newspaper and it said that some very… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first." — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
The morning meal was served in traditional socialist fashion - very slowly, with the courses out of order so that the jelly… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Of course I don't want to go to a cocktail party...If I wanted to stand around with a load of people I… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
The Victorians have been immoderately praised, and immoderately blamed, and surely it is time we formed some reasonable picture of them? There… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I don't know whether Bancroft has mentioned it or not, but I have made him what I consider to be a rather… — Suzanne Enoch Copy Share Image
You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear, I like my toast done on one side. And you can hear it… — Sting Copy Share Image
My New Year’s Eve Toast: to all the devils, lusts, passions, greeds, envies, loves, hates, strange desires, enemies ghostly and real, the… — Patricia Highsmith Copy Share Image
I was just taking out my trash and I had, like, 300 cans of Diet Coke. It was just like, 'How did… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
He got me a cup of tea with honey, toast with honey, yogurt with honey, like I was John the Baptist with… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
This one looks good,” said Chong over breakfast the next morning. Benny read out loud from the paper. “‘Pit Thrower.’ What’s that?”… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
I got killed against Morimoto. I brought out white plates with food; I thought that was really nice. He brings out sculptures… — Geoffrey Zakarian Copy Share Image
Night and day you are the one, Only you beneath the moon and under the sun. — Cole Porter Copy Share Image
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
I don't have a very routine life; the kids' activities, our nightly routines, and morning routines are about as routine as it… — Lisa Loeb Copy Share Image
Reviving Spring, a toast to thy fresh lips! Thy blush is music, and e'en heaven lurks In thy thick perfumed hair that… — William Batchelder Greene Copy Share Image
To set but a low value upon toast is to expose one's deficiencies in right appreciation. — E. V. Lucas Copy Share Image
I need to eat before a workout. If I exercise in the morning, I'll have a little oatmeal, cereal, or a hard-boiled… — Ana Ortiz Copy Share Image
A Centaur has a man-stomach and a horse-stomach. And of course both want breakfast. So first of all he has porridge and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time the ball drop on New Year's Eve, We toast to more money, we smoke to more cheese... — Prodigy Copy Share Image
