Our brains are not capable of comprehending the infinite so, instead, we ignore it and eat cheese on toast. — Jonathan Cainer Copy Share Image
There's two or three kids out there trying to make good music, and the rest of them sound like it's been strained… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
Do not waste your time on light, weak, milktoast ministries and books — Richard Baxter Copy Share Image
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Those who think that the rewarding things in life are somewhere over the rainbow 'burn their toast a lot,' said Pooh — Benjamin Hoff Copy Share Image
Be good children, and we shall all meet in Heaven. I want to meet you all, white and black, in Heaven. Our… — Andrew Jackson Copy Share Image
Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast was an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death. — Dario Fo Copy Share Image
Every meal should end with something sweet. Maybe it's jelly on toast at breakfast, or a small piece of chocolate at dinner… — Robert Irvine Copy Share Image
But in my heart I knew the old Bryce was toast. There was no going back. Not to Garrett or Shelly or… — Wendelin Van Draanen Copy Share Image
The biggest teenage taboo is being strait-laced. It's easy to tell a researcher you went to a house party that turned into… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
Tell him what? Kat’s a raging nymphomaniac. (Kytara) Tara! (Kat) Oh, all right. She’s so bland she makes plain toast look spicy.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew there was milk and toast and honey and… — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Raw toast," Lucas said grimly, shaking his head. "It goes against the very nature of man. — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast,… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
So we know she's safe and taken care of?" Daniel asked, and she nodded. "Good. Then why don't we do something that… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
And now, my friends, a dragon's toast! Here's to life's little blessings: war, plagues, and all forms of evil. Their presence keeps… — T.A. Barron Copy Share Image
I like the smell of toast. Coffee is okay, but I don't drink much coffee. But toast is a nice smell. You… — Robert Duvall Copy Share Image
That I survived the Holocaust and went on to love beautiful girls, to talk, to write, to have toast and tea and… — Elie Wiesel Copy Share Image
