Men!" "At least we don't fake it." "Listen, it was your uncle. And we were late, remember? So I made the sacrifice… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I was listening to you the whole time. I didn’t trust you to hang on to the earbud, so I had a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I think money isn't any good sitting around, so I spend some time in the shoe department at Saks. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
My world is better. Why would I want to waste my time playing golf? I can get up in the morning and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I was pressed for time, so all I was able to whip up was deviled eggs with a dollop of Tsar Nicoulai… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Thats what her cars do," Lula said. "They explode. But I gotta tell you this was the best. This here's the first… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
On the bright side, I'm sure this isn't the last time you'll ever get firebombed, so maybe you'll have better luck next… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Next time I fall in love it's going to be with someone who isn't an expert in fibbing." "You're in love with… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“A light rain had started to fall. He pulled my jacket hood up and tucked my hair in. His finger traced a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
