I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
A gifted person ought to learn English (barring spelling and pronouncing) in thirty hours, French in thirty days, and German in thirty… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The epitaphs on tombstones of a great many people should read: Died at thirty, and buried at sixty. — Nicholas Murray Butler Copy Share Image
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
You don't stay married for thirty-nine years because of sex or even because of love, but because your partner is a real… — Olympia Dukakis Copy Share Image
When I was a kid being an actor was not cool. I'm thirty now and when I was a kid in the… — Vincent Kartheiser Copy Share Image
Of particular note, Palm Beach is one of the safest places in the world to live or visit. Proof of this is… — Tinsley Mortimer Copy Share Image
After thirty, a man wakes up sad every morning, excepting perhaps five or six, until the day of his death. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
some we know to be dead even though they walk among us; some are not yet born though they go through all… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
I'm far from being reclusive. I have thirty or forty year friendships that I prefer to meeting new people. I go to… — Kirk Kerkorian Copy Share Image
“We’d been back together for four days. I thought that was pretty much the definition of ‘too soon’. Then again, we’d known… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
There's a lot of stuff like that that American's don't know and since a lot of Americans don't have a passport, I'll… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
So yeah, anyway - I'm thirty-four and my mother is desperate for me to get married. She thinks settling down is what… — Sue Margolis Copy Share Image
Most people can stay excited for two or three months. A few people can stay excited for two or three years. But… — Arthur L. Williams, Jr Copy Share Image
Our prison population quintupled in a thirty year period of time. Not doubled or tripled - quintupled. We went from a prison… — Michelle Alexander Copy Share Image
For me to go back and to play for audiences some of whom have been following me for thirty years and some… — David Cassidy Copy Share Image
An hour and thirty-one minutes after launch, my pressure altimeter halts at 103,300 feet. At ground control the radar altimeters also have… — Joseph Kittinger Copy Share Image
Is it not a thing most abominable, that God who feeds so many mouths, should be held in such low esteem by… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
believe that you've had most of your important memories by the time you're thirty. After that, memory becomes water overflowing into an… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
Poem for Liu Ya-tzu I cannot forget how in Canton we drank tea and in Chungking went over our poems when leaves… — Mao Zedong Copy Share Image
Why are we worn out? Why do we, who start out so passionate, brave, noble, believing, become totally bankrupt by the age… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
You can’t learn to write in college. It’s a very bad place for writers because the teachers always think they know more… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
I was a closet pacifier advocate. So were most of my friends. Unknown to our mothers, we owned thirty or forty of… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I don't know if there was really ever a golden age of the music business. Most of what was released has always… — Adam Schlesinger Copy Share Image
“Thirty is a watershed year for men. If they’re going to develop intelligence, they do it around then, and if they don’t,… — Eloisa James Copy Share Image
I sometimes look at my bookshelves today and wonder which volumes my sons will treasure in twenty or thirty years. Which should… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
You know if you walked around the world, your hat would travel thirty-one feet farther than your shoes? — David Wong Copy Share Image
I spent thirty-three years in the Marines, most of my time being a hlgh class muscle man for Big Business, for Wall… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
End your day by privately looking directly into your eyes in the mirror and saying, 'I love you'. Do this for thirty… — Mark Victor Hansen Copy Share Image
Any man who is not a communist at the age of twenty is a fool. Any man who is still a communist… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Sometimes I journal three pages, sometimes I journal thirty pages, but I'm writing all the time, and whatever's happening is happening in… — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
I think that if I had grown up and had been in show business and the movies twenty five, thirty years earlier,… — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
To sink a six-foot putt with thirty million people looking over your shoulder, convince yourself that, if you miss it, you will… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
If I could make a record in two minutes and thirty seconds, I'd do it. I want the creativity, and I don't… — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
“But once the word “Millennials” is uttered by anyone over thirty-five, there’s no point in trying to reason with them.” — Jenny Trout Copy Share Image
Isn't it god's own image? tramping his thirty miles a day after partridges, or a little rubber ball? wouldn't you like to… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
It's physically very, very, very trying to be onstage as a performer, not unlike an athlete, for thirty years. — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
Everyone asks about how I'll feel about the tattoos and scars in thirty years. I always say: "I'll like them." I've always… — Emma Forrest Copy Share Image
I've spent so much of my adult life in relationships that it's actually quite pleasant to be alone at last. I turned… — Matt Roper Copy Share Image
I spent thirty-two years in a paper mill in southern Ohio, and before that, I worked in a meatpacking plant and a… — Donald Ray Pollock Copy Share Image
