How old are you? 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Not one woman over seventeen has any faith in her skin tone, and no woman over thirty can ever regard her upper… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
Thirty years ago, the Pandora's box of the Internet wasn't yet a fact of life, and celebrities inhabited a more remote, hard-to-reach… — Christine Sneed Copy Share Image
That's why I made a comeback in 1988. I knew there were chances of not making it, but I didn't want to… — Guy Lafleur Copy Share Image
I loved Kathryn Bigelow's 'Zero Dark Thirty;' my favorite films are 'The Godfather,' 'Kill Bill: Volume 2'... I dig Tarantino's works. — Sudha Kongara Copy Share Image
“At thirty-four, she'd decided she'd grown out of sex. Bed was for sleep, especially for fat girls.” — Clive Barker Copy Share Image
When we see the shameful fortunes amassed in all quarters of the globe, are we not impelled to exclaim that Judas' thirty… — Sophie Swetchine Copy Share Image
Preparing for the worst is an activity I have taken up since I turned thirty-five, and the worst actually began to happen. — Delia Ephron Copy Share Image
We preachers, people entrust us with their time week after week. I'm still stunned that people will let me talk to them… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
I have known nothing the last thirty years save the struggle for human rights on this continent. If it had been a… — Susan B. Anthony Copy Share Image
You take a look at the history of African Americans in the US. There's been about thirty years of relative freedom. There… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
They seal the subway change-booth guy up inside this thing with bullet-proof glass, closed in on all sides, it's like some kind… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
You know what I never get with the limo? The tinted windows. Is that so people don't see you? Yeah, what a… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“I had been to school most all the time, and could spell, and read, and write just a little, and could say… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The terrible tabulation of the French statists brings every piece of whim and humor to be reducible also to exact numerical ratios.… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
The sea does not belong to despots. Upon its surface men can still exercise unjust laws, fight, tear one another to pieces,… — Jules Verne Copy Share Image
The USDHEW calculates that 7% of all patients suffer compensable injuries while hospitalized …One out of every five patients admitted to a… — Ivan Illich Copy Share Image
Being a teenager is the worst thirty years of your life. But it all changes after that. You get a great car,… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
So, it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
In my mind what novels do best is that they immerse us deeply into our character's world - they truly transport us… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
My father took one hundred and thirty-two minutes to die. I counted. It happened on the Jellicoe Road. The prettiest road I’d… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
...60 advocates of unorthodox therapies whose credentials are given in the ACS book (above).(:) Of these 60, thirty-nine or almost two-thirds, hold...medical… — Ralph W. Moss Copy Share Image
Thirty years ago, if you said the country was living beyond its means, people would have thought about economics. Now, if you… — David Miliband Copy Share Image
I have more than thirty thousand hours of family and relationship counseling experience under my belt. Over the years, I have seen… — Esther Perel Copy Share Image
What I want to achieve, what I have been striving and pining for these thirty years, is self-realization, that is, to see… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
According to the most trustworthy statistics the number of adult Dullards in the United States is but little short of thirty millions,… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Will you stop counting!' snarled Zaphod. 'Yes,' said Ford Prefect, 'in three minutes and thirty-five seconds. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I grew up thirty miles down the highway in San Marcos, and I've still got family there, so I guess I'm pretty… — Elizabeth Crook Copy Share Image
The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable with interest thirty years later. — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
To me, when something is classic, whether it came out today or thirty years ago, it falls all in the same pot. — Adrian Younge Copy Share Image
This country has a complex about age. It's unbelievable. If you're over thirty, you've had it in this country. — Eli Wallach Copy Share Image
Oh, look at this. NBC/Wall Street Journal: "Thirty-eight percent of the American people say [Donald] Trump's comments about women disqualify him from… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Anything with the power to make you laugh over thirty years later isn’t a waste of time. I think something like that… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I am a rapid-cycling manic-depressive, bi-polar one disorder, which means I can have thirty or forty episodes a year, and I used… — Andy Behrman Copy Share Image
There are thirty to forty thousand left-wing professors in the United States who are racists, murderers, sexual deviants and supporters of Al-Qaeda. — Pat Robertson Copy Share Image
I'm magnificent! I'm five feet eleven inches and I weigh one hundred thirty-five pounds, and I look like a racehorse. — Julie Newmar Copy Share Image
Judas sold his soul for thirty pieces of silver; Faust sold his for some extra years of youth; Marilyn Monroe deserted Jesus… — Nicholas Samstag Copy Share Image
I have walked the earth for thirty years and, out of gratitude, want to leave some souvenir. — Vincent Van Gogh Copy Share Image
“Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London is full of women of the highest society who have remained thirty-five for years.” — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
Looking back, I think I tried to be too eclectic. Sometimes I'd sing thirty songs, and fifteen of them were not in… — Pete Seeger Copy Share Image
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