Television Quotes · Page 31

The impact of T.V. on our lives in general gets most things out of proportion.

— Jasper Carrott

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

— Anonymous

The enemy of good television is boredom and predictability.

— David Nevins

'Mad Men' has been my big break. I'm beyond thrilled.

— Jessica Pare

If you want to talk to me after the show, I'd be surprised.

— Mitch Hedberg

A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.

— Oliver Gaspirtz

For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show.

— Penn Jillette

I find reality television to be so delectable.

— Lizzy Caplan

Television gives you the opportunity to create more of an ongoing camaraderie with everyone you're working with.

— Mary Ellen Trainor

Honestly, all of 'Breaking Bad' was the best television experience of my entire life - the writing, the crew, the other actors.

— Mark Margolis

Most TV shows are about strong characters and strong actors, and we certainly have those.

— Darren Star

For about four years, all I did was watch television. I suppose my parents should have stopped me.

— Stephen Hough

“Violence - the kind you see on television - is not honestly violent, there lies its harm.”

— William Strunk Jr

Television is so dictated by time constraints that you have to make quick decisions and go with them.

— Ted Shackelford

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.

— Alfred Hitchcock

I grew up watching tons and tons of television. It was all I would do, especially during summer vacations.

— Martine Syms

“[...] I'd wake up in the middle of the night to the Star-Spangled Banner and some old film of a flag blowing…

— Michael Montoure

We get letters a few times a year from people that write papers on the show. You know, like, 'Oh, my psychology…

— James Murray

Walk some night on a suburban street and pass house after house on both sides of the same street each with the…

— Geoff Nicholson

The only times you touch the ball with your hand are when you tee it up and when you pick it out…

— Ken Venturi

As a teenager, Michel believed that suffering conferred dignity on a person. Now he had to admit that he had been wrong.…

— Michel Houellebecq

ECW fans were original. They were part of the show. They were a big part of the show, and other fans in…

— Rob Van Dam

One thing about D.C. that's funny to me is that you end up running into famous political figures who you've seen on…

— Maz Jobrani

Once you put something like 'The A-Team' on the map, it does become part of the DNA of television. People grab little…

— Stephen J. Cannell

I'm a technological moron. I have, I have problems with like.. the television

— Natalie

Luckily, I have been able to go on to do TV stuff.

— Wayne Bridge

If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.

— Larry Gelbart

There is no reason to confuse television news with journalism.

— Nora Ephron

If I were racist, I wouldn't be so crazy as to declare it on television.

— Jair Bolsonaro

I am pretty much who I seem, and it's not a television host.

— Jamie Hyneman

My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"

— Garry Shandling

Television has been breaking narrative rules.

— Matt Duffer

People are medicated and TV is one of the things that they are medicated with.

— Frankie Boyle

She grew up hard and she grew up fast, in the age of television.

— Tom Petty

I was only allowed only to watch public television until I was 12 years old.

— Allison Williams

Doing TV is a different kind of language.

— Tim Roth

Let's be real: It's just TV; it's just entertainment

— Chi McBride

Because of 'Lost,' particularly, J.J. Abrams's fans are all over his stuff.

— Ron Eldard

I had a great time on 'Game of Thrones.'

— Hafthor Bjornsson

You never know exactly what pop cultural moment a show is going to step into.

— Ronald D. Moore