When people ask stupid questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers. — Aldyna Threesya Copy Share Image
I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid; if you don't ask a stupid question, you remain stupid. — Tony Rothman Copy Share Image
Okay stop harassing me I'm done being harassed. It's too troublesome to answer your stupid questions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
“Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!” — Habeeb Akande Copy Share Image
Someone said to me, "Hey, what's it like kissing Marilyn Monroe?" I said, "It's like kissing Hitler. What are you doing asking… — Tony Curtis Copy Share Image
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Helen savored the peace and quiet that only came in the complete absence of stupid questions.” — Christopher Farnsworth Copy Share Image
I'm silent doesn't mean I am not listening and I'm listening doesn't mean I should answer all the stupid questions of yours.… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“Never laugh at the man that asks 'stupid' questions. Just remember, when all of society thought the world was flat, a man… — Jeremy Smith Copy Share Image
Men always say women talk too much, but I think it's the other way around. They used to ask me stupid questions… — Kesha Copy Share Image
It's fun to be in California. The police are kind of weird here. They ask you stupid questions. 'Do you know why… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
“They say there are no stupid questions. That’s obviously wrong; I think my question about hard and soft things, for example, is… — Randall Munroe Copy Share Image
I was the youngest child. I got to be myself and ask stupid questions because I was the youngest. It is so… — May-Britt Moser Copy Share Image
What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?" "I don't know. But I just… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“What do you do,' said Jean, 'with, ah, "ungifted" children when you have them?' 'Cherish them and raise them, you imbecile. Most… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“That evening, as I watched the sunset’s pinwheels of apricot and mauve slowly explode into red ribbons, I thought: The sensory misers… — Diane Ackerman Copy Share Image
1. When People see you Lying Down, With Ur Eyes Closed, they Ask: Are You Sleeping? (No! I'm Trying to Die?) 2.… — Asheya Copy Share Image
Best Advice In Two Lines: Silence Is The Best Answer For All The Stupid Questions.. Smiling Is The Best Reaction In All… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Once I put that wig on, I didn't say an intelligent thing for four months. My voice went up. I walked differently.… — Sigourney Weaver Copy Share Image
“In case you hadn’t noticed, there isn’t any heat in this place.” Nolan set the baseball bat aside and moved to the… — Debbie Macomber Copy Share Image
If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you'll end up saying you hate them just because you're so… — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
“I had learned years ago that despite what so many adults always said, there really was such a thing as a stupid… — Obert Skye Copy Share Image
The thing about interviews is that if someone interviews you, and they're an idiot, then they make you sound like an idiot,… — Dean Wareham Copy Share Image
If you don't want sarcastic answers, don't ask stupid questions. — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
They asked me what year it was, what month it was, etc. I easily answered these stupid questions. — Bobby Fischer Copy Share Image
Ok I hate when ppl ask stupid questions on SQ n they already know wat the answers are..they make u wanna turn… — Stupid Ppl Des Days Copy Share Image
“She could just hear her little brother asking all sorts of stupid questions, like if his underwear was black too.” — Kelly Creagh Copy Share Image
I'd watched every episode of 'True Blood' from the very beginning. The show's characters were in my blood, so when I started,… — Robert Kazinsky Copy Share Image
What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I do not believe that I have had an interview with anybody in twenty-five years in which the person to whom I… — Harry Stack Sullivan Copy Share Image
“There’s only ever been one good answer to that question “Why?” and perhaps we should have that in the alphabet as well.… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
