Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. — Redd Foxx Copy Share Image
Yo, I failed ninth grade three times, but I don't think it was necessarily 'cause I'm stupid. — Eminem Copy Share Image
When I leaned a little too close to the doorway, my inner voice piped up, telling me not to be stupid. The… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
I used to do standup about footballers; they are easy targets because they are traditionally seen as stupid. — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
Most of the really stupid comments I've made in my years in Cincinnati are concerning bachelorhood. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
Are you slow-witted? I'm so sorry for you. It's terrible to be dull and stupid. — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
Twice we stood beside each other at the altar, Rosie. Twice. And twice we got it wrong. I needed you to be… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
Besides, we weren't made to battle villains, because there weren't any. No nation, creed, or race was any better or worse than… — Kage Baker Copy Share Image
Now that I'm in love, I haven't a clue. Now that I'm in love, I'm completely stupid on the subject. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
You can be slum-born and slum-bred and still achieve something worth while; but it is a stupid inverted snobbishness to be proud… — Katharine Fullerton Gerould Copy Share Image
I don't think one should be comfortable standing on a stage with people applauding and laughing at every stupid thing you say. — Joaquin Phoenix Copy Share Image
I know a lot of famous people, done a lot of cool things. Tell you what separates me from the guys I… — Willie Robertson Copy Share Image
No matter what you do, no matter how stupid, dumb or damaging you judge it to be, there is a lesson to… — Peter McWilliams Copy Share Image
Kylie Minogue is just a demonic little idiot as far as I'm concerned. She gets cool dance producers to work with her… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
Gore Vidal, Glenn Greenwald, Noam Chomsky, all these guys talk about how the United States became a national security state after World… — Michael Hastings Copy Share Image
The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
The Australians are actually the worst of the criminals from the United Kingdom, but not worst as in toughest. They're the ones… — Joel Edgerton Copy Share Image
Those who don't heed the warnings don't live to admit they were stupid not to do so. — Amy Tan Copy Share Image
The only saving grace of the present is that it's too damned stupid to question the past very closely. — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
I think there are a good many Donald Trump voters who are sick of government as it is practiced in America and… — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
We all grew up in that era. I'm a little younger than these guys [Will Forte and John Solomon], but I would… — Will Forte Copy Share Image
The being we call god is merely a pawn working for a powerful and rational force in some far-off galaxy. This force… — Nick Yee Copy Share Image
