Stupid Quotes · Page 54

I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.

— Demetri Martin

Changing yourself for someone who doesn't even love you, is so damn stupid!.

— Mitchelle Suico

The worst mistake I made was that stupid, suburban prejudice of anti-Semitism.

— Ezra Pound

Turtles don't feel, stupid," said Jem. "Were you ever a turtle, huh?

— Harper Lee

“It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt”

— Anonymous

A clone of Einstein wouldn't be stupid, but he wouldn't necessarily be any genius, either.

— James D. Watson

Memo to Congress: America's problem is not that government is too small. It's the spending, stupid!

— Bob Beauprez

Those who don't heed the warnings don't live to admit they were stupid not to do so.

— Amy Tan

One of the most important reasons for studying history is that virtually every stupid idea that is in vogue today has been…

— Thomas Sowell

This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation. I'm talking about people having a good time, these…

— Rush Limbaugh

Maybe our grandmothers weren't as stupid as we thought. The family, volunteer work, religion, shaping the hearts and minds of the next…

— Myriam Miedzian

Honestly, I just thought I was dumb. Which isn't the case, I know now. When I got told I was dyslexic, it…

— Dylan Llewellyn

“If Mr. [V.S.] Naipaul takes no pleasure in the happy delineation of the varieties of human nature, then he must be intolerably…

— Anonymous

Whenever I did anything wrong, stupid or hard-hearted, and I have done many things that were all three, my mother always said…

— John Ruskin

America is so outplayed by Putin and Assad, and by the way - and by Iran. Nobody can believe how stupid our…

— Donald Trump

even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he…

— Meg Cabot

I'm more lopsided than a one legged badger!" Graypaw stopped his careful stalking to wander comically across the clearing "I will have…

— Erin Hunter

And with this show we're trying to be a little sillier. We can do a piece like one we wrote the other…

— B. J. Porter

I.Q. deficiency. There are some people who are an order of fries short of a Happy Meal, and what is often a…

— Rush Limbaugh

I had lots of trouble in school as a child, and I lost confidence. Teachers thought I was stupid. I learned to…

— Richard Rogers

I can remember being eight years old and having infinite possibilities. But life ends up being so much less that we thought…

— Adam Duritz

If form is mechanically applied, it may indeed result in work that is conventional, if not pedantic or stupid. But form used…

— Stephen Nachmanovitch

I went up on stage, and said, "Why did the chicken cross the road? To check out the chicks." I was a…

— Gabriel Iglesias

There's no real nationalism in this county. If you're poor in America, that's a criminal offense. You're not only a criminal for…

— Ian Svenonius

I struggle with staying clean every day, and what really keeps me from doing something stupid is my daughter.

— Joshua Mohr

Anybody who is stupid enough to want to be remembered deserves to be forgotten right now.

— Gore Vidal

Artificial intelligence will never be a match for natural stupidity.

— Joseph Addison

“I don't know, Dom, I think they just called you stupid.”

— Ruth Cardello

I love people who can keep a convo going no matter how weird random or aquarrdd

— Catherine Lucas

Clinton's an unusually good liar. Unusually Good. Do you realize that?

— Bob Kerrey

“It's politics . . . It makes everybody stupid. When you grow up, you'll know what I mean.”

— Pat Conroy

Who can think wise or stupid things at all that were not thought already in the past.

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Werewolves? Oh please, just plain stupid. Who wants to get it on with a man ruled by his inner dog?

— Karen Marie Moning

My best attribute is knowing when not to answer stupid questions

— Gina Gershon

I used to think that I was stupid, and then I met philosophers.

— Terry Pratchett

That awkward moment when you always answer a question twice, first you reply; EH and then you comprehend...alah

— Giftthabest

The most stupid thing to do is trusting someone back who have broken it once.

— Anurag Prakash Ray

“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid.

— Mira Grant

“Our love story is not written yet, it is mix of stupidity, fun and devotion.”

— M.F. Moonzajer