Stupid Quotes · Page 51

I was born,but I wasn't born yesterday!

— Terri Amshey

I've done too many stupid things for there not to be movies made about me when I'm dead, so I might as…

— George Michael

No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.

— George Carlin

Film’s thought of as a director’s medium because the director creates the end product that appears on the screen. It’s that stupid…

— Billy Wilder

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

— Dave Barry

I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.

— Rodney Dangerfield

You know, so many people say TV makes you stupid. But it had the complete opposite affect on me. It kept me…

— DJ Qualls

I never heard tell of any clever man that came of entirely stupid people.

— Thomas Carlyle

Power is supposed to be so corrupt. I don't think it's so much corrupt, in the usual sense of the word, as…

— Jane Jacobs

Never undervalue the enemies, especially if they are stupid.

— William C. Brown

When I sing, it's just... comfort is a stupid word, but it is.

— Sarah McLachlan

My grandfather would have loved to have met you," he told her huskily. "He would have called you 'She Moves Trees Out…

— Patricia Briggs

“Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them.”

— Sierra

Forgiving others is easier when I remember that I'm human and stupid, too.

— Justina Chen

Cat hate reflects an ugly, stupid, loutish, bigoted spirit. There can be no compromise with this Ugly Spirit.

— William S. Burroughs

In England people are very proud of being very stupid.

— V. S. Naipaul

It [Hancock] happens to be a big budget film and big star like Will Smith, but it actually has a lot of…

— Charlize Theron

I was desperate to do more TV and film. Because I considered myself to be a theater creature. A theater animal. I…

— James Callis

The Republican Party is saying that the president of the United States has bosses, that the union bosses this president around -…

— Lawrence O'Donnell

The average politician speaks out of both sides of their mouth. No matter if it's Canada or the United States. And it's…

— Doug Ford, Jr

I don't want anyone as president who promises to take care of me. I may be stupid, but I want a chance…

— Penn Jillette

For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norms, even our cultural ideal.

— Carl Bernstein

It is the stupid and the ugly who have the best of it in this world

— Oscar Wilde

You know, development sometimes is viewed as a project in which you give people things and nothing much happens, which is perfectly…

— Bill Gates

I consider it an honor and a privilege to play for the Indianapolis Colts, and I would never want to jeopardize it…

— Pat McAfee