My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often. — Chris Matthews Copy Share Image
Whether or not Twitter makes you stupid, it certainly makes some smart people sound stupid. — Bill Keller Copy Share Image
“The boy is so stupid; to count to twenty-one he'd have to drop his pants.” — James Axler Copy Share Image
I knew that if I kept the pressure on and didn't do anything stupid I would probably win. — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
The most ethical administration in the history of the Republic. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do à but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
If anyone knew where they were, I'd send the ISDBB (Incredibly Stupid and Dumb Beyond Belief) award to the two guys who… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare… — Jerry Brown Copy Share Image
I wish I could take back every interview. Over and over again, I read them later, and either I'm misquoted or I… — Chloe Sevigny Copy Share Image
After I finished racing in the United States, I received a lot of criticism for being dangerous, a little bit stupid, insane,… — Alex Zanardi Copy Share Image
The most painful and jealously guarded secrets are perhaps the ones that everyone around us knows. Stupid tragedies. Useless tears. — Carmen Laforet Copy Share Image
So, thanks,” Vivian said. “For what?” I looked up at her, confused. “For being stupid enough to love your crazy, murdering lunatic… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
It's ginned up by the corporate plutocracy as a way of distracting the working-class people that it's screwing. We hamstring our own… — Edward Norton Copy Share Image
I knew someone telling me that she'd already love the guy she just met 3 days ago. how funny that was. Because… — Teejay David Copy Share Image
Remember, don't start trying to relax; that is the most absurd thing in the world. And there are many stupid people writing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good working definition of fanaticism is that you are so convinced of your views and policies that you are sure that… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
I kissed him on the cheek and left to find Bobby Lee. Him, I trusted to be in the line of fire.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
The whole nature of war is both stupid and fascinating. It's this big game, except people die. Yet we still keep on… — Jeff Hanneman Copy Share Image
The principle behind the Equal Pay Act is that if an individual woman finds a man doing similar work and being paid… — Emily Thornberry Copy Share Image
Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or vitamin water. Hate champagne… — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
The young women who attract so much attention never change: They are all stupid. They have at best only the crudest notions… — Richard Brookhiser Copy Share Image
