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Most songwriters who have been lucky enough to have their song on the radio or be heard widely don't know anything about… — Greg Graffin Copy Share Image
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I have made so many mistakes, and such really stupid ones, I would start blubbing away if I could remember even half… — Charles Saatchi Copy Share Image
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What the entertainment industry can do is tempt you into making stupid mistakes, but the only tool that they have to tempt… — Paul Schneider Copy Share Image
Listen,' Thomas said, slowly getting to his feet, hoping Minho wouldn’t be stupid enough to try anything. “There’s something about us. We’re… — James Dashner Copy Share Image
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I'm very free-spirited and crazy. I love to have fun, and I like doing stupid things. At the same time, I'm like… — Avril Lavigne Copy Share Image
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I find more and more, as time goes on, these people I meet, they are starting to become these people I look… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
I've never heard a White House staff say that the president was too stupid or too ill-informed to have broken the law.… — John Kiriakou Copy Share Image
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In America everyone plays bang ball, eight ball, nine ball, that kind of stupid crap, but in Canada and Europe they play… — Daniel Negreanu Copy Share Image
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When you look at obesity in the United States, clearly it is not a bunch of stupid people. It has nothing to… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
I did all this stuff that was illegal when I was a kid. I drank beer when I was 15. I smoked… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
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See?" Fezzik pointed then. Far down, at the very bottom of the mountain path, the man in black could be seen running.… — William Goldman Copy Share Image
People put their voice everywhere. All through Instagram comments. As minuscule and kind of stupid as that is, at the same time,… — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
Instead of using this space to pretend the newly released CIA 'torture' report confirms that the United States is the most evil… — David Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I never consciously said, 'I want to be an actor.' It sounds stupid, but it's kind of like being a painter or… — Franka Potente Copy Share Image
When you have a 12-minute debate over whether lipstick on a pig refers to a demeaning comment about the vice presidential candidate,… — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
This is an extremely foolish and stupid and idiotic kind of attitude - to expect theatres to make money. Do the public… — John Hirsch Copy Share Image
I'd done drag since I was 14, for special occasions, and in 2010 a friend of mine with her own burlesque group… — Conchita Wurst Copy Share Image
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In general, I've found female protagonists more intriguing to work with than males. I cherish women and have always preferred their company,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
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I don't really like Phil Robertson and I think his opinion about gay marriage is stupid. But in a country where we… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
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So, the thing we’re all not talking about,” he says. He gestures to me. “You almost died, a sadistic pansycake saved you,… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
Most of the time I feel stupid, insensitive, mediocre, talentless and vulnerable - like I'm about to cry any second - and… — Andre Dubus III Copy Share Image