...And another item from the growing file of people who voluntarily wear dunce caps... You'll be talking cordially to someone and make… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
Warfare is an utterly stupid method of settling differences of interest between different nations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ever since time began the world has seemed stupid to those who aren't stupid themselves. It was to avoid that annoyance that… — George Sand Copy Share Image
People are stupid. They will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might… — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I think my audience is smart. If there's a way to be entertained and get things out - real things, not stupid… — Michael Pitt Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing when you think you're dead. You're not terrified of it anymore. There's a sort of a epiphany to… — David Lange Copy Share Image
A eugoogoolizer...one who speaks at funerals...Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was? — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
It was the Democratic Party, it was the Presidential election. We elected a president [Barack Obama]; we didn't elect a king. So… — Bill Ayers Copy Share Image
Elvis was a major hero of mine. I was probably stupid enough to believe that having the same birthday as him actually… — David Bowie Copy Share Image
Okay," I said, clasping her hand. "I swear it. The next time I do something stupid that might get me killed, you… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Kronos would be 10 times more powerful. His very presence would incinerate you. And once he achieves this he will empower the… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Today, the era has changed. Everybody is indie now. Everybody making a random stupid mobile app is essentially indie, because they make… — Jenova Chen Copy Share Image
You score goals as a kid. Then you grow up stupid and become a goalkeeper. — Gianluigi Buffon Copy Share Image
However, what Article VI [of the U.S. Constitution] does not do, and was never intended to do, is deny me the right… — Mike Huckabee Copy Share Image
It doesn't look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary dietary advice. And then we hear that she's out eating ribs at… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I think it helps to know where you're at. I don't want to be coming down 18 knowing I need to make… — Collin Morikawa Copy Share Image
Some of the colonizers do understand and quickly retreat, while some, because they are stupid, continue colonizing others, increasing the suffering, deaths,… — Siad Barre Copy Share Image
Accreditation. The "doctorate of fine art." I've never heard something so stupid in my entire life. — Lawrence Weiner Copy Share Image
This will play right into Obama's hands. He's humanitarian, compassionate. They'll use this to burnish their, shall we say, 'credibility' with the… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I'm not a guy who works only with the money. I'm not the guy who works on Wall Street. They think about… — Dmitry Bivol Copy Share Image
It sounds so stupid, so basic, but when you are really in a grateful state, you are like a magnet for joy. — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
Infuriatingly stupid analysts - especially people who called themselves Arabists, yet who seemed to know next to nothing about the reality of… — Ayaan Hirsi Ali Copy Share Image
Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us.… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I can’t believe I was ever stupid enough to trust Noir. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. (Zeth) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
I want to stay in some era and remain there like a stupid idiot and see what happens when you try to… — Ariel Pink Copy Share Image
Though my parents assured me over and over again that I wasn't stupid or slow, I sensed that my dyslexia was now… — Carre Otis Copy Share Image
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that if you tell kids they're stupid--directly or indirectly--sooner or later they start… — Erin Gruwell Copy Share Image
When a book comes out I wonder if one person will buy it. It's agony. Of course it's stupid, but it's agony. — Jeffrey Archer Copy Share Image
We've got a pretty close family. Just ended fourteen years of travel hockey with two boys. My daughter was always a part… — Jeff Daniels Copy Share Image
![“It was the Democratic Party, it was the Presidential election. We elected a president [Barack Obama]; we didn't elect a king. So all the speculation in the next three months - people camped out at his house, and wondering who's coming to visit, who's going to be the Secretary of State - that all…” quote by Bill Ayers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/ed9/bill-ayers-1848_barack_it-was-the-democratic-party-it-was-the-p_3139209.jpg)
![“However, what Article VI [of the U.S. Constitution] does not do, and was never intended to do, is deny me the right to say, as loudly as I may choose, that I will on no account vote for a smirking hick like Mike Huckabee, who is an unusually stupid primate but who does not have the elementary…” quote by Mike Huckabee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/39d/mike-huckabee-1433_accounts_however-what-article-vi-of-the-u-s-const_3143791.jpg)
![“Infuriatingly stupid analysts - especially people who called themselves Arabists, yet who seemed to know next to nothing about the reality of the Islamic world - wrote reams of commentary [after 9/11]. Their articles were all about Islam saving Aristotle and the zero, which medieval Muslim…” quote by Ayaan Hirsi Ali](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f58/ayaan-hirsi-ali-2858_analysts_infuriatingly-stupid-analysts-especially_3146513.jpg)
