If someone writes something shitty and you actually address them, most of the time they're just like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Tyson- "Cash? Like...green paper?" Percy- "Yeah." Tyson- "Like the kind in duffel bags?" Percy-"Yeah, but we lost those bags days a-g-g--." "Tyson!… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Sorry, I didn't squat and grease myself and be naked next to Kim Lard-ashian. I mean, no matter what you do -… — Judy Tenuta Copy Share Image
Hillary [Clinton] is hitting me with tremendous commercials. Some of it's said in entertainment. Some of it's said - somebody who's been… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
the first week of August is motionless, and hot. It is curiously silent, too, with blank white dawns and glaring noons, and… — Natalie Babbitt Copy Share Image
Often when someone apologizes - like a parent who says to a child, "I'm very sorry I neglected you when you were… — Harriet Lerner Copy Share Image
I don't like mansions. They depress me. In fact, I even feel sorry for a rich husband and wife living in a… — Vincent Bugliosi Copy Share Image
I truly feel sorry to all the fans of the games I have made. Ninja Gaiden 2, which will launch on the… — Tomonobu Itagaki Copy Share Image
If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
The pictures of me on the Internet were silly, inappropriate shots. I appreciate all the support of my fans, and hope they… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
From those to whom much is given, much is expected. I have been given much - the love of my family, the… — Eliot Spitzer Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, I don't know what any of you want, or why guns and knives are being waved around, or why the… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
In times of unrest and in an unstable economy, it is very easy to let your attitude slip and begin feeling sorry… — Bob Proctor Copy Share Image
Essentially, if our secrets are secrets because we are told to be ashamed, then we must share them. There is no shame… — Warsan Shire Copy Share Image
Twilight, I’m sorry, is about a very unhealthy, toxic relationship. She falls in love with this guy and the second he leaves… — Shailene Woodley Copy Share Image
I am sorry to be leaving the BBC. I have enjoyed a fascinating seven years at the corporation and am particularly proud… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I analyse a position, I have a sparring partner who understands chess amazingly well. In a way I feel sorry for… — Boris Gelfand Copy Share Image
What I did was wrong but what I didnt know was that you really cared but now there is no us in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
John Boehner has to start taking a macro step towards the American people, away from the more radical elements of his party.… — Howard Bragman Copy Share Image
What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did? There's not a day goes by I don't… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
One person I do feel a little sorry for, though, is the Archbishop of Canterbury, the most important clergyman in Britain and… — Pat Condell Copy Share Image
There is nothing divine about morality; it is a purely human affair. If people are good only because they fear punishment, and… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Okay. I wish for world peace,” Weetzie said. “I am sorry,” the genie said. “I cant grant that wish. Its out of… — Francesca Lia Block Copy Share Image
Er," Oliver said. "He talks even less than the one Lily married," the crone remarked to Walter. "Though when the mood strikes… — Jessica Day George Copy Share Image
He did not know how long it took, but later he looked back on this time of crying in the corner of… — Gary Paulsen Copy Share Image
I know girls who pine for it. They like to play dress-up and pretend being Vor ladies of old, rescued from menace… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
A person can't brood over one mistake, or waste time feeling sorry for himself, or take on any sort of persecution complex.… — Bart Starr Copy Share Image
Sorry to disappoint the liberals who tuned in tonight to gloat about Obama's lead in every poll, but I am not worried.… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
When the New Yorker turned down work, they turned it down in such an elaborately gentlemanly way making apologies for their own… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“No. I made that choice. I let all that anger and pain get twisted up in my thoughts for you.” He leaned… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
She chews her lip, staring into my eyes. "Okay... Why did you kiss me in Austin?" I laugh softly and she frowns.… — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
I remember nothing of this, no ambulance rides, nothing. Nothing between switching out the bedside lamp and the sudden indignity of rebirth:… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
If you had a personal trainer, you would probably eat him. I know that in every fat person, there's a skinny person… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
The bad consequences of a government program usually don't show up immediately. And the delay may be long enough to hide the… — Harry Browne Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Love never comes with a brochure of rules and regulations, a prospectus with guides of what is acceptable and what is abominable.… — Faraaz Kazi Copy Share Image
My parents preached so much about Christianity and my mother thinks Jesus is the best thing that ever happened to the world… — Cyhi the Prynce Copy Share Image
The Senate wants you to know how terribly, sincerely sorry they are even though not a single member of today's Senate was… — Mona Charen Copy Share Image
Sam was slow getting up. To Quinn he looked like an old man standing up after slipping on the ice. But he… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
“Henry flopped onto his bed, and his steam leaked slowly out. He began telling himself a story in his head. It was… — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image