The gift from my Secret Santa wasn't anything special. That makes me sad. I bet you anything that Mary Elizabeth is my… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better. — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
Stop stealing the funeral meats right now, you wee scuggers!" She shouted. The Feegles stopped and stared at her. Then Rob Anybody… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much! — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Only let's cut out the transcendental twaddle when the whole thing is as plain as a sock on the jaw. — Ludwig Wittgenstein Copy Share Image
To choose one sock from each of infinitely many pairs of socks requires the Axiom of Choice, but for shoes the Axiom… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
So we both strip off our boots and socks and, while there’s some improvement, I could swear he’s making an effort to… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I can't go back because I lost all my Soul Reaper powers! - Rukia You lost your powers? What are they, socks?… — Tite Kubo Copy Share Image
Larry had brought me blue jeans, a red polo shirt, jogging socks, my white Nikes, an extra cross from my suitcase, the… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Men who marry for gratification, propagation or the matter of buttons or socks, must expect to cope with and deal in a… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
I think just wear whatever makes you feel comfortable. Your feet could get sweaty without socks, if that's what you mean. I… — Eliza Doolittle Copy Share Image
Four years ago nobody but nuclear physicists had ever heard of the Internet. Today even my cat, Socks, has his own web… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
We never change. Neither our socks nor our masters nor our opinions, or we're so slow about it that it's no use.… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine Copy Share Image
After my first day of competition I put on compression socks. They help me recover for the next day. — Jessica Ennis Copy Share Image
I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
The average Southerner has the speech patterns of someone slipping in and out of consciousness. I can change my shoes and socks… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
On a very practical level, I've learned the importance of circulation socks for planes. I had this awful experience of getting off… — Lupita Nyong'o Copy Share Image
I am, and ever will be, a white socks, pocket protector, nerdy engineer. — Neil Armstrong Copy Share Image
Do you think you could put that boot back on?" he added mildly. "The window can only let in a limited ammount… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
He told me this while ripping through his duffel bag, throwing clothes into drawers with reckless abandon. Chip did not believe in… — John Green Copy Share Image
I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it. If it's a sock puppet, if… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
What our generation failed to learn was the nobility of work. An honest day's labor. The worthiness of the man in the… — Charlie LeDuff Copy Share Image
