I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
In an enclosed space, a camel's breath can change the atmosphere of the room. Not only just the smell, they literally seem to change the atmospheric pressure. It's so disgusting. It's like they have eight stomachs each more rancid then… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
It's a very familiar type of place where people either go to their house on the lake or they get together in different places.… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Im not funny. Im actually quite a boring person to meet one-on-one. That seems to shock quite a few people who I run into… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family,… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
It was kind of like they were just giving us a toy to play with, to do whatever we wanted with. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I wasn't a class clown, I never developed this comedic flair as a kid. Even when I decided to become an actor, it was… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Whenever I hear someone describe something as a 'kids movie' or a 'family movie,' it immediately has a negative connotation in my mind because… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I don't text, I don't have a Blackberry. Literally, I just have a cell phone that I haven't programmed and the whole Bluetooth. No.… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
After enjoying a tuna fish sandwich, my seven year old son kindly asked me to 'Change my breath.' — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
