“If you don't see me in five minutes, then I've probably died a brave and heroic death.” — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Tell me: do you ever actually remember having a heart, or were you born dead?” — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Look, this is all very, very weird. Why are you focusing on rumours and urban legends? You haven’t even asked me any… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Valkyrie Cain got out of the passenger side. She zipped up her black jacket against the cold, and joined Skulduggery as he… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“She held her sword like she was ready to use it on anyone who got close. Darquesse could see her own reflection… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“You hear things." "Do I?" "People talk to you." "I am very approachable.” — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Valkyrie made a face. "Bloody vampires." Ryan sat forward. "That was a vampire? That guy who looked like an accountant?" "We don't… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“What about you?" he asked, his words not much more than a mumble. "Regrets?" "Many," Skuduggery said. Tesseract's breath rattled in his… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Suddenly Saracen Rue looked old and tired, and Skulduggery Pleasant came into focus as what he really was – a genius, a… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“I wasn't always who I am now. No one ever is. I've spent my entire lifetime becoming who I am. Finally, I'm… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He could be a butterfly dreaming he's a man." "Well, he's not. He's a big fat man dreaming he's a big fat… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love you.' 'That… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
