What did the Ocean say to the other Ocean?...Nothing they just Waved...Did you Sea what I did there?...I'm Shore you did! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now, everybody, I suppose, is aware that in recent years the silly business of divination by dreams has ceased to be a… — Arthur Machen Copy Share Image
I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take… — Geoffrey Household Copy Share Image
Yet the ivory gods, And the ebony gods, And the gods of diamond-jade, Are only silly puppet gods That people themselves Have… — Langston Hughes Copy Share Image
There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is silly, since I do everything I can to stand out. — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Being in a band is hard. Even if you like somebody, you start to argue over silly things. — Paul Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Anymore cutting and the movie would be as silly as cutting a condensed Reader's Digest novel.” — Charles Willeford Copy Share Image
There's even more stuff that I'd like to release, but I'm scared to, that's really, um, nerdy... not nerdy in a good… — Liz Phair Copy Share Image
After you publish a book, you become a writer and you're supposed to take it very seriously. You're supposed to show up… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
Why is an actor's unintentional giggling called a 'corpse'? It seems to me quite the opposite. It proves that he's very much… — Antony Sher Copy Share Image
It's amazing how everyone has their different ways of working. I like hearing about that process, reading about it. I have so… — Gia Coppola Copy Share Image
I called my mother immediately to inform her that she was a bad parent. "I can't believe you let us watch this.… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Man isn't a noble savage, he's an ignoble savage. He is irrational, brutal, weak, silly, unable to be objective about anything where… — Stanley Kubrick Copy Share Image
The idea that the United States can't guard its own border is silly. It's a sign that were not serious about this...people… — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
Joss Whedon writes beautiful drama. His sensitivity and his sense of drama and scenes are pretty exceptional. There's no one else writing… — Olivia Williams Copy Share Image
I would not send my child to a vacation Bible school in 99.9% of the Baptist churches in America. Have some teacher… — Paul Washer Copy Share Image
I love to have fun and goof around and be silly, so anybody who can also do that is good for me. — Taylor Lautner Copy Share Image
I, for one, personally like rom-coms, silly rom-coms, but at the same time, I also want to watch a documentary or an… — Kalki Koechlin Copy Share Image
You dont know me, you just met me, well if i couldnt have it..silly rabbit, why ya sweat me — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
There is nothing in nature quite so joyful as the very young and silly lamb - odd that it should develop into… — Esther Meynell Copy Share Image
As a person, I'm not just one thing, so it would be silly to just play one type of role. — Harris Dickinson Copy Share Image
So many things happen for every event, and if you try to manipulate it, it means you are struggling against the whole… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
When I am reading a book, whether wise or silly, it seems to me to be alive and talking to me. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
As individuals, we don't sometimes let ourselves enjoy things that we possibly should because of ways you want to be perceived, which… — Alun Wyn Jones Copy Share Image
I love jokes, but God, jokes can go so wrong. I have stayed up many nights thinking, "F**k. I can't believe I… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
“And he claims another victim.” I cracked a grin. “Edwin, you’re turning this infirmary into a speakeasy.” — Katherine McIntyre Copy Share Image
When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, 'Who did this to you?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why does a silly bird go on saying "chiff-chaff" all day long? Is it happiness or hiccups? — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
I was able to grow up and do silly things and have a life with only a small amount of public scrutiny. — Keisha Castle-Hughes Copy Share Image
I am doing my job and trying to win a game for my team. I shouldn't be getting racially abused; it's silly. — Jermain Defoe Copy Share Image
Who on earth invented the silly convention that it is boring or impolite to talk shop? Nothing is more interesting to listen… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
The method preferred by most balding men for making themselves look silly is called the comb over. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Of course, we wore silly outfits, the pictures were corny, and some people still focus on that. But ABBA wasn't a big… — Bjorn Ulvaeus Copy Share Image
I don’t. I don’t want anybody else to touch you. I’m silly. I get furious if they touch you. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you walk into a spider web,,, and you instantly become a kung fu master... amazing — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humor is not funny. Humor is something else. Funny is a joke, sometimes silly. Comedy is deep and connected to tragedy; comedy… — Gerald Stern Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I had a boy friend…then I think about it...and I am like…nahhhh!!…I'm good with just food and some movies… — Asli Copy Share Image
I worry about everything, which is silly because there's very little you can control anyway. — Maura Tierney Copy Share Image
A Best Friend is someone who will hug you when you are sad, but will also slap you silly when you are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
