Did ever woman, since the creation of the world, interrupt a man with such a silly question? — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
To wonder where the mind goes after the brain decays is as silly as asking where the 70-miles-per-hour have gone after a… — Frank Zindler Copy Share Image
You can play Bach on the piano, a symphony orchestra or a quartet of saxophones, but let's stop this silly, childish business… — Paul McCreesh Copy Share Image
If you don't have an iPhone I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 Emojis & you can't see none. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a moment where I realised I could do silly voices, that lots of people I knew couldn't do silly voices,… — Rob Brydon Copy Share Image
A photograph is a most important document, and there is nothing more damning to go down to posterity than a silly, foolish… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Can you be a girl for a few seconds?" "I'm always a girl" I frown. "You know what I mean. Like a… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it. Eeyore — Eeyore Copy Share Image
I don't want to speak for my movies; you could say my movies are just completely silly and dumb, but in the… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
At 25, my idea of success may have been more vain, like, "I'll be good the day that there's $20 million in… — Questlove Copy Share Image
The world they live in now is in no way the world the Michelin system was set up to evaluate back in… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
ABC's intelligently hilarious sitcom 'Modern Family' depicts a gay-male marriage in which both partners are refreshingly dimensional, believable human beings. The writers… — Tom Shales Copy Share Image
She thinks she knows everything that goes on inside me, and she doesn’t know a thing. What did she want from me… — Paul Zindel Copy Share Image
Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d--k? I can't believe I'm still talking about this. But… — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
Home is a place in the mind. When it is empty, it frets. It is fretful with memory, faces and places and… — Maeve Brennan Copy Share Image
If the players go Christmas shopping, it's not ideal preparation. It may sound silly, but having to fight off the crowds in… — Steve Coppell Copy Share Image
I had six silly tattoos done when I was young and I bitterly regret them. I've thought about laser surgery, but that… — Andre Benjamin Copy Share Image
Ground Zero mosque supporters, doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours, throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, please refudiate. — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
A lot of people don't know that I'm really a silly guy. I don't take anything seriously. It takes a lot of… — Evan Peters Copy Share Image
From a self-conscious standpoint, it's hard to see myself on a screen in a way that isn't just me playing music or… — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
Whereas 'OddParents' was slam-bam and silly all the way through, 'Danny Phantom' has more of a good-guy-vs.-bad-guy comic book feel. — Butch Hartman Copy Share Image
This silly world outside thinks it is finished with Jesus Christ but they haven't even started with Him yet. — Leonard Ravenhill Copy Share Image
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I know it sounds silly, but no one really anticipates just how mentally and emotionally taxing and unbelievably physically grueling it is… — Chris Harrison Copy Share Image
The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't put categories on music, myself. So either people go with it or they don't, and sometimes the names sound a… — Chaz Bundick Copy Share Image
I like summer. I like warmer weather and long days. I'm one of those silly people who still enjoy lying in the… — Danielle Steel Copy Share Image
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
How does Galdoila know about the reward?" i asked. "He reads the signs," Grover said. "Duh." "Of course," I said. "Silly me. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
But what is to be the fate of the great wen of all? The monster, called, by the silly coxcombs of the… — William Cobbett Copy Share Image
I knew I wanted to be an artist, but I never took music lessons. I was just playing around in front of… — Lykke Li Copy Share Image
Good writing is remembering detail. Most people want to forget. Don't forget things that were painful or embarrassing or silly. Turn them… — Paula Danziger Copy Share Image
As if God's gonna let mankind destroy the planet with SUV's. It's silly, when you think about it. — E.W. Jackson Copy Share Image
“Kuna tofauti kati ya hekima na maarifa. Unaweza kuwa profesa ukawa mpumbavu, unaweza kuwa gumbaru ukawa na hekima.” — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
What I do with impressions, I try not to be mean-spirited. To me, it's just about being silly. — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
Sometimes, if you don't have kids yourself, it's assumed you won't understand or know how to play a mom, which is kind… — Tricia Helfer Copy Share Image
I am not clumsy, its just the floor hates me, tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way. — Asli Copy Share Image
As long as the arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous… — T. E. Lawrence Copy Share Image
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your thoughts, you have… — Richard Mitchell Copy Share Image
