Just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, someone will hand you a shovel. — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, the only things that are shovel ready around here are the words coming out of Barack… — Reince Priebus Copy Share Image
Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't think of it as difficult. It would be difficult if I were carrying something heavy, but I carry Leicas. You… — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
For himself, then. For his idea of the world, a world in which men do not use shovels to beat corpses into… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Vice President Cheney is also on vacation. He's in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. What better place for a guy who has had 4… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
There's a lot of intelligence in the hands.When you pick up a shovel, the hands know what to do. The same thing's… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
I think Michigan keeps you sane and on an even keel through the ups and downs. In Michigan, I do fireworks, shovel… — Jeff Daniels Copy Share Image
Some of us are like a shovel brigade that follow a parade down Main Street cleaning up. — Donald T. Regan Copy Share Image
All my life, she gave to me a shovel and said, Fill these holes inside of me, Pari. — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Emma McChesney was engaged in that nerve-wracking process known as getting things out of the way. When Emma McChesney aimed to get… — Edna Ferber Copy Share Image
“The way to quit digging holes is to get rid of the shovels and stay away from the dirt.” — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
A strong woman is a woman at work, cleaning out the cesspool of the ages, and while she shovels, she talks about… — Marge Piercy Copy Share Image
Nobody wants to hear that you will try your best. It is the wrong thing to say. It is like saying 'I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I’d get mad because things didn’t work out so well, I’d spoil a flapjack, or slip in the snowfield while getting… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I just implore local music fans to get out on a regular basis to support the local bands that you like. If… — Larry Howes Copy Share Image
The government are considering spending £3million on a state funeral for Margaret Thatcher when she dies. For £3million they could buy everyone… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
There was something about a man with a shovel, and the sweat on his neck might as well have been chocolate sauce.… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Saying Good-bye to the God of Disease (2) Thousands of willow branches in a spring wind. Six hundred million of China, land… — Mao Zedong Copy Share Image
In New York in 1915 I bought at a hardware store a snow shovel on which I wrote in advance of the… — Marcel Duchamp Copy Share Image
My next-door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration. — Gary Johnson Copy Share Image
When everyone is looking for gold, it's a good time to be in the pick and shovel business. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't hit them with a shovel! — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
In the time that we're here today, more women and children will die violently in the Darfur region than in Iraq, Afghanistan,… — George Clooney Copy Share Image