Nurse: A woman that wakes you up in the middle of the night to give you sleeping pills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, then we can be good friends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I said It would take too long to explain. I really meant I have no idea how it works. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut, but if you kicked her in the vagina, you'd lose a shoe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best thing that can happen to a couple married for fifty years or more is that they both grow nearsighted together. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm sorry you were offended when I called you a hoe. I didn't know it was a secret. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me? I am never even trying to tackle you Girl, you look like you going to kill a man if he cheats… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Instagram and nightclubs are where ugly people go to trick people into thinking they're hot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The one who is talking to you about me today is the one who will be talking to me about you tomorrow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pay no attention to those who talk behind your back, because it simply means you are twice as far ahead. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
