Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'd be a great mattress salesman coz I love removing pants for no reason and spending all day looking at porn. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If all you ever do is gossip about my life , then you probably don't have one of your own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to sell out the girl, but I meet her on face book recently, she is a nice ting with… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Trash talked by many. Hated by some. Guess how many fucks I give? It's less than one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Compromise: The art of dividing the cake in a way that makes everyone believe they got the largest piece. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I agree 100% with you my friend, you hit the nail on the head! Women they lie for noting !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I once cried after being accused of having pride; but I cried cause y'all bitches don't know what it takes to be… — Simon Quperlier Copy Share Image
If you are talking about me behind my back that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its Crazy How People Go Behind Your Back And Start Talking Mess and, When You Go To Confront Them. They right in… — Out Spoken Copy Share Image
Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They always say to treat people the way you want to be treated. So far, I've given 4 handjobs today. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
