Why the hell can't people just write nice happy stories about people having happy sex? That's what I want, and I bet a whole bunch of other people want it too. — Phil Foglio Copy Share Image
“Now I am in control!" He followed this statement with a burst of laughter that showed the owner had done a fair share of… — Phil Foglio Copy Share Image
“No, Klaus, it isn't a game. I am determined to change. I do love him. It should be enough. Besides, they always win. There must be something to their philosophy. --Lucrezia Mongfish:” — Phil Foglio Copy Share
As it happened, I had a friend who was a good person who liked to present himself as a dreadful one. Using him as… — Phil Foglio Copy Share Image
I didn't really think about becoming a professional artist until high school, when I realized that everything else required too much math. — Phil Foglio Copy Share Image
One of the characteristics I cherish in my friends is their childlike gullibility, and several excited minutes were spent trying to actually find this… — Phil Foglio Copy Share Image
Klaus Wulfenbach: Was my son upset? Bangladesh DuPree: Oh, him? Yeah! He's all set to be a hero and rescue her--and then he finds… — Phil Foglio Copy Share Image
“--But you're such close neighbors, and you've been at war for HOW long?" "Oh, a really good war -- you don't want to waste it on STRANGERS!” — Phil Foglio Copy Share
“Agatha Clay: "I've never had coffee. Lilith said a young lady shouldn't drink stimulants." Zeetha: "Drink your coffee like a warrior." Agatha Clay: "...Yes,… — Phil Foglio Copy Share Image
“Tarvek: "You call that 'throwing?'" Gilgamesh: "Hey, at least I got his hat!” — Phil Foglio Copy Share Image
