Comic Quote by Phil Foglio

Any plan where you lose your hat is a bad plan.

— Phil Foglio

“Now I am in control!" He followed this statement with a burst of laughter that showed the owner had done a fair share of…

— Phil Foglio

“No, Klaus, it isn't a game. I am determined to change. I do love him. It should be enough. Besides, they always win. There…

— Phil Foglio

As it happened, I had a friend who was a good person who liked to present himself as a dreadful one. Using him as…

— Phil Foglio

I didn't really think about becoming a professional artist until high school, when I realized that everything else required too much math.

— Phil Foglio

One of the characteristics I cherish in my friends is their childlike gullibility, and several excited minutes were spent trying to actually find this…

— Phil Foglio

Klaus Wulfenbach: Was my son upset? Bangladesh DuPree: Oh, him? Yeah! He's all set to be a hero and rescue her--and then he finds…

— Phil Foglio

“--But you're such close neighbors, and you've been at war for HOW long?" "Oh, a really good war -- you don't want to waste…

— Phil Foglio

If we had to go live action, I'd hold out for Tim Burton to direct.

— Phil Foglio

I've also been busy doing stuff for Steve Jackson Games.

— Phil Foglio

“Tarvek: "You call that 'throwing?'" Gilgamesh: "Hey, at least I got his hat!”

— Phil Foglio

Why the hell can't people just write nice happy stories about people having happy sex? That's what I want, and I bet a whole…

— Phil Foglio