Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Ya know, it was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky taught his son how to drive? Well anyway, Brasky taught his son how to drive… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Bill Brasky is an eight foot two ton monster who can palm a medicine ball. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
