You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. — John Andrew Holmes Copy Share Image
I never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me. — Terry Zwigoff Copy Share Image
I got to play Santa, too. It's really important to play Santa, you know. — Judd Nelson Copy Share Image
I'm from Santa Cruz in Northern California, and the 49ers were my dad and I's bonding time. — Marisa Miller Copy Share Image
Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane! — Gene Autry Copy Share Image
They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart. — Mrs Paul M Ell Copy Share Image
BOY: Can I have a photo of you? GIRL: Why? BOY: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“David Copperfield has no magic in him. I'm talking about Santa flying around the world in one night kind of magic. Pumpkins… — Sydney Strand Copy Share Image
A true bubble is when something is overvalued and intensely believed. Education may be the only thing people still believe in in… — Peter Thiel Copy Share Image
For the past two years, President Obama has promised our children the moon, stars, rainbows, unicorns and universal health care for all.… — Michelle Malkin Copy Share Image
There's been fifty-million people that died since Sharon Tate died and I got everybody in Santa Claus land chasing me, trying to… — Charles Manson Copy Share Image
The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
“We half-eat cookies and drink the milk, we leave notes, all so kids will believe in something that isn’t true. Kids try… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
“looks like Santa’s sleigh,” Frank said. “Can Arion even pull that much?” Arion huffed. “Hazel,” Percy said, “I am seriously going to… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Against expectations I was charmed by Gehry's Edgemar development, which housed the Santa Monica Museum of Art, and positively awed by the… — Leon Krier Copy Share Image
The kindly God who lovingly fashioned each and every one of us and sprinkled the sky with shining stars for our delight… — Daniel Dennett Copy Share Image
Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny should take a few pointers from the mutual-fund industry. All three are trying to pull off… — Jonathan Clements Copy Share Image
Sit peacefully in a church and think of church history: witchburning perhaps, or child abuse, genocide, the amassing of disgusting wealth, the… — Kaz Cooke Copy Share Image
Santa Monica Bay is less polluted today than when I first moved to the area in the 1970s, because actions have been… — Sylvia Earle Copy Share Image
I started singing in coffeehouses when I was still in high school, in Santa Barbara. I took a job washing dishes and… — David Crosby Copy Share Image
“Every muscle in his body tensed for action, adrenalin pounding through his tiny veins, he crept down the stairs, keeping to the… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
When I was 11 years old, my parents wanted me to do something besides get in trouble. So they enrolled me in… — David Crosby Copy Share Image
![“The kindly God who lovingly fashioned each and every one of us and sprinkled the sky with shining stars for our delight - that God is, like Santa Claus, a myth of childhood, not anything [that] a sane, undeluded adult could literally believe in. That God must either be turned into a symbol for…” quote by Daniel Dennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ec/daniel-dennett-3895_abandoned_the-kindly-god-who-lovingly-fashioned-ea_2710685.jpg)
