Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? -Sally — Charlie Brown Christmas Copy Share Image
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my… — Halle Berry Copy Share Image
If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him. — Wayne Coyne Copy Share Image
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch -… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Snowball just leads elves on, elves and Santas. He is playing a dangerous game. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong Copy Share Image
What I want for Christmas is to be a Japanese pop star. [Laughs] Santa can't exactly put that under the tree, but… — Candice Accola Copy Share Image
I have a deep attachment to the natural world. It's a major influence on my writing, and as I look out over… — Pat Mora Copy Share Image
Santa Barbara is a paradise; Disneyland is a paradise; the U.S. is a paradise. Paradise is just paradise. Mournful, monotonous, and superficial… — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
Filming 'Bad Santa' was really where I learned everything that I knew at that point about movies. That was really the first… — Brett Kelly Copy Share Image
I think you're kind of seeing the real me as far as seeing what I post on social media, because I am… — Marisa Miller Copy Share Image
Children in my family really look forward to Christmas presents and I enjoy becoming their Santa, eating chocolates, playing and spending some… — Sunny Singh Copy Share Image
The government and its chiefs do not have the powers of the mythical Santa Claus. They cannot spend except by taking out… — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
I am in communication with almost everybody I've done a story about. I have a fantasy that if I ever strike it… — Joshuah Bearman Copy Share Image
A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's… — James Gould Cozzens Copy Share Image
The primary factor that enables our government to peddle economic snake oil is the dollar's unique role as the world's reserve currency,… — Peter Schiff Copy Share Image
Today is [the feast of] Santa Rita, Patron Saint of impossible things - but this seems impossible: let us ask of her… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
But chiefly, no lies! No lies about there being a Santa Claus or about the world being full of noble and honorable… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
God was something I did not understand the way kids who went to church did. They said God was a man in… — Melissa Coleman Copy Share Image
Hot, dry katabatic winds, like the south foehn in Europe, the sharav in the Middle East, and the Santa Ana of Southern… — Tim Cahill Copy Share Image
The US stole Texas from Mexico by violence, then invaded Mexico on ludicrous pretexts and conquered half of it, what is now… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
![“What I want for Christmas is to be a Japanese pop star. [Laughs] Santa can't exactly put that under the tree, but I'm hoping that some magic will happen overseas.” quote by Candice Accola](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8fe/candice-accola-21334_christmas_what-i-want-for-christmas-is-to-be-a-jap_2302396.jpg)
![“Today is [the feast of] Santa Rita, Patron Saint of impossible things - but this seems impossible: let us ask of her this grace, this grace that all, all, all people would do good and that we would encounter one another in this work, which is a work of creation, like the creation of the Father. A…” quote by Pope Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/436/pope-francis-85_amen_today-is-the-feast-of-santa-rita-patron_288044.jpg)
