“One year on Christmas Eve he told us that Santa wasn’t giving out any presents because he was depressed and suicidal.” — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear. — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
I live in Santa Barbara. My wife's American, and she lived in England for 11 years and then told me she'd had enough. — Martin Gore Copy Share Image
It's called the Santa Claus effect; the holiday period is traditionally a strong cycle. — Andrew Barrett Copy Share Image
Have you ever wanted to put on a Santa suit?" "I have always wanted to do that," said Carter gravely. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town — Maud Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Missing a nose. With these children Santa has to be careful not to ask, "And what would you like for Christmas?” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With big folks, either people think you look mean or it's more of a jolly Santa Claus, 'Oh, he's just a pudgy… — The Notorious B.I.G Copy Share Image
When I walk up the piazza of Santa Croce I feel as if it were not a Florentine nor an European church… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I'd go to the farmers' market in Santa Barbara, and I'd put out my guitar case, and I'd test out these little… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
Famously sunny Los Angeles has long been known as the homeless capital of America, from beachy communities like Santa Monica and Venice… — John Carlos Frey Copy Share Image
If we talk about the environment, for example, we have to talk about environmental racism - about the fact that kids in… — Danny Glover Copy Share Image
The Grateful Dead were very kind. It was Santa Claus. It did good things. It allowed other people to benefit. The benefits… — Mickey Hart Copy Share Image
“My heart was pounding in my chest. I couldn't believe Rob didn't find it odd to meet Santa out there in the… — Willow Rose Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a marine biologist my whole life until I graduated high school. And even now, I'm still like, 'Maybe… — Cobie Smulders Copy Share Image
Each story, good and bad, short or long-from that trip to the mall when you saw Santa, to a long, bad illness-they… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
“I wish we could get a real tree," Bug says. "Then at least we'd have one real tradition, since that whole Santa… — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
“I was afraid of anyone in a costume. A trip to see Santa might as well have been a trip to sit… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
[Trey Parker and Matt Stone]called me one Saturday morning and said, "Can you do an impression of Conan O'Brien?" And I said,… — Brent Spiner Copy Share Image
What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I'm a licensed private investigator and have been for quite a while. I'm a lone wolf, unmarried, getting middle-aged, and not rich.… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that… — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
![“[Trey Parker and Matt Stone]called me one Saturday morning and said, "Can you do an impression of Conan O'Brien?" And I said, "I don't know." Because that was really... He hadn't been on the air that long, and to be honest, I hadn't watched much of him at that point. So I went to Santa Monica to…” quote by Brent Spiner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16e/brent-spiner-2999_air_trey-parker-and-matt-stone-called-me-one_3133465.png)
