In the years since his murder, we have transformed King into a kind of innocuous black Santa Claus. — Timothy B. Tyson Copy Share Image
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier this year. — Tim Burton Copy Share Image
“Q: Why does Santa like to work in the garden? A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
It is not my fault that my parents own the world's largest collection of black Santas. — John Green Copy Share Image
“Even though he knew the man behind the Santa suit wasn’t some mystical being, Elliott believed.” — Stella Starling Copy Share Image
LAST YEAR I ASKED SANTA FOR THE SEXIEST PERSON FOR CHRISTMAS… I WOKE UP IN A BOX — MEEE Copy Share Image
Our unalienable right to life and liberty and the pursuit of happiness, those rights were stripped from college kids in Blackburg and… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Many practitioners think there is some giant balance scale, where someone is keeping track, like Santa Claus, and that will determine your… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
I wish Santa brings you the gift of never ending happiness this Christmas! May you and your family be blessed abundantly. Merry… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have confused God with Santa Claus. And we believe that prayer means making a list of everything you don't have but… — Harold S. Kushner Copy Share Image
I actually share her view and understand her frustration when any government attempts to ban secular symbols like Santa Claus or Rudolph… — Steve Israel Copy Share Image
“I have never tried to walk through a mall in the Christmas season dressed like a jolly old elf. You might as… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
My mouth gaped and I think I might have whimpered. The Norns had obliterated him completely—a creature they’d known for centuries—because of… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
There's one Baldessari work I genuinely love and would like to own, maybe because of my Midwestern roots and love of driving… — Jerry Saltz Copy Share Image
“I was afraid of anyone in a costume. A trip to see Santa might as well have been a trip to sit… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
“I wish we could get a real tree," Bug says. "Then at least we'd have one real tradition, since that whole Santa… — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a marine biologist my whole life until I graduated high school. And even now, I'm still like, 'Maybe… — Cobie Smulders Copy Share Image
A few moments later Mom opened my door and peered in at me. "Logan Hansen is here to see you." If it… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
Look, I understand that for a lot of people, the US is superior to their country of residence in myriad ways, but… — Max Barry Copy Share Image
I think we've taken the meaning of Christmas out. People don't stop and think about Jesus or the birth of Jesus. When… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
Each story, good and bad, short or long-from that trip to the mall when you saw Santa, to a long, bad illness-they… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
