At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me ! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I'm just saying, don't think that there isn't a proverbial "Santa Claus" now. — Bobby Ray Copy Share Image
Are not we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? The birth of Santa Claus. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus. — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
The reason santa is always so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live — Anomymus Copy Share Image
Last year asked santa for the sexiest person on earth..woke up in a box — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
I split my time between Santa Barbara and Aspen. I live on a pretty fast horse. — Kevin Costner Copy Share Image
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good. — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
“Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly disappointed, and then you’re… — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
When I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless, I didn't have any money and I was living in… — Thomas Jane Copy Share Image
Santa is a much bigger and more powerful faery than Toot, and I don't know his true name anyway. You'd never see… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
How is it possible that our parents lied to us?" "Lets see: Santa, the Tooth Fairy,the Easter bunny,um, God. You're the prettiest… — Brian K. Vaughan Copy Share Image
Christmas is a really special day since I support the initiative 'Helping Hands' and I celebrate Christmas with the kids there. I… — Gautam Rode Copy Share Image
“The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney - not that we had one - suggested burglary more… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
I was a very lucky kid, because I grew up affluent Santa Barbara, California. My experience as a child was probably so… — Floyd Norman Copy Share Image
Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that… — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
[Trey Parker and Matt Stone]called me one Saturday morning and said, "Can you do an impression of Conan O'Brien?" And I said,… — Brent Spiner Copy Share Image
I'm a licensed private investigator and have been for quite a while. I'm a lone wolf, unmarried, getting middle-aged, and not rich.… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
I crossed paths with a horse that happened to change my life. That horse is Game On Dude, and what a horse!… — Chantal Sutherland Copy Share Image
How is Christmas regarded today? The legend of Santa Claus, the Christmas tree, the decorations of tinsel and mistletoe, and the giving… — Howard W. Hunter Copy Share Image
It is curious that people tend to regard government as a quasi-divine, selfless, Santa Claus organization. Government was constructed neither for ability… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not looking for anything more than any other guy. I like a good smile. Pretty eyes. She has to be active,… — Mitchel Musso Copy Share Image
![“[Trey Parker and Matt Stone]called me one Saturday morning and said, "Can you do an impression of Conan O'Brien?" And I said, "I don't know." Because that was really... He hadn't been on the air that long, and to be honest, I hadn't watched much of him at that point. So I went to Santa Monica to…” quote by Brent Spiner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16e/brent-spiner-2999_air_trey-parker-and-matt-stone-called-me-one_3133465.png)
