“Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: 'Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“SANTA HAS A TUMOR IN HIS HEAD THE SIZE OF AN OLIVE. MAYBE IT WILL GO AWAY TOMORROW BUT I DON'T THINK… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't grow up in church. I had no concept of God - existence, I - the name Jesus was synonymous with… — Paula White Copy Share Image
Inspector 2 Santa: Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri Khwahish Kia Ha? Santa:Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy kr K Phansi De… — Butterfly_Kisses Copy Share Image
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
“If Santa Claus was a politician, he would only put billboards promising the best Christmas presents.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
When I graduated from Santa Monica High in 1927, I was voted the girl most likely to succeed. I didn't realize it… — Gloria Stuart Copy Share Image
Now that I can see it's the queen's new clothes Now that I can hear all your poison prose Now that I… — Andy Partridge Copy Share Image
I live in Santa Fe, New Mexico. And I travel a tremendous amount. I'm in New York and California a lot, but… — Ali MacGraw Copy Share Image
Trust me when you read the script for Bad Santa 2 I knew exactly what I was getting myself into. I read… — Christina Hendricks Copy Share Image
Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
Santa Claus is on his way, It's going to be a bright and a happy day, So pass on the happiness to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
President Reagan rushed home from Santa Barbara vacation, from the Reagan ranch when the Korean jetliner was shot out of the air… — Kate Obenshain Copy Share Image
“Why did he hesitate? He finally admitted to himself that he was like an American child who was almost completely certain about… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
For me, Santa was white, and he was in Coca Cola commercials. You never saw a black Santa on TV and in… — Baron Davis Copy Share Image
One of the saddest days of my life was when my mother told me Superman did not exist. I was like what… — Geoffrey Canada Copy Share Image
Gradually the awful truth dawns on you: that Santa Claus was just the tip of the iceberg - that your future will… — Paul Murray Copy Share Image
I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy'… — Stacy Keibler Copy Share Image
From the baking aisle to the post office line to the wrapping paper bin in the attic, women populate every dark corner… — Rachel Held Evans Copy Share Image
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a… — Jimmy Boyd Copy Share Image
I think we've taken the meaning of Christmas out. People don't stop and think about Jesus or the birth of Jesus. When… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
Look, I understand that for a lot of people, the US is superior to their country of residence in myriad ways, but… — Max Barry Copy Share Image
A few moments later Mom opened my door and peered in at me. "Logan Hansen is here to see you." If it… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
