Santa Quotes · Page 6

I keep three hoes, But don't'call me Santa

— Nicki Minaj

I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa.

— Jim Butcher

I love Finland. Finland is where Santa Claus is from.

— Sisqo

A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.

— Herbert Hoover

I was one of the wildest Santa Clauses they ever had.

— Mr. T

For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.

— Rickie Lee Jones

I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: 'Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read.'

— Anonymous

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— Butterfly_Kisses

I didn't grow up in church. I had no concept of God - existence, I - the name Jesus was synonymous with…

— Paula White

“SANTA HAS A TUMOR IN HIS HEAD THE SIZE OF AN OLIVE. MAYBE IT WILL GO AWAY TOMORROW BUT I DON'T THINK…

— Anonymous

Rumors that the sun is out at Santa Ynez are without foundation," the radio said.

— John Brunner

“Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.”

— Janet Evanovich

Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.

— Milton Berle

It's called the Santa Claus effect; the holiday period is traditionally a strong cycle.

— Andrew Barrett

She thinks I’m a drug dealer. (Chris) ‘The most “illegal” thing the boy had ever done was to walk past a Salvation…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I tend to think that immortal souls, invisible sky daddies, and Santa Claus all belong in the same basket. The disposition of…

— Charles Stross

Dear Santa, I've been good all year.. Okay maybe most of the time...Alright, maybe sometimes.. You know what? Fuck it, I'll get…

— Icy Fresh Ninja

Trust me when you read the script for Bad Santa 2 I knew exactly what I was getting myself into. I read…

— Christina Hendricks

I live in Santa Fe, New Mexico. And I travel a tremendous amount. I'm in New York and California a lot, but…

— Ali MacGraw

Santa Claus is on his way, It's going to be a bright and a happy day, So pass on the happiness to…

— Anonymous

Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through…

— Roy Blount, Jr

Now that I can see it's the queen's new clothes Now that I can hear all your poison prose Now that I…

— Andy Partridge

When I talked to him earlier, he said he had to work tonight,” Peter explained, “but that we should go ahead and…

— Richelle Mead

I'd like [Santa Claus] to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot - just…

— Bill Murray

“Christstollen. I can shake away thoughts of favorite gifts and trips to Oma's house and building snowmen with Santa hats every Christmas…

— Christa Parrish

This distraction is what one wants, which is very, very bad for the muse, because the muse hates not being in the…

— Shirley Geok-lin Lim

I did some reading to prep for Expelled. I read one book cover to cover, From Darwin to Hitler , and that…

— Ben Stein

I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy'…

— Stacy Keibler

Gradually the awful truth dawns on you: that Santa Claus was just the tip of the iceberg - that your future will…

— Paul Murray

One of the saddest days of my life was when my mother told me Superman did not exist. I was like what…

— Geoffrey Canada

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

— Jeff Kinney

I live in Santa Barbara. My wife's American, and she lived in England for 11 years and then told me she'd had enough.

— Martin Gore

Have you ever wanted to put on a Santa suit?" "I have always wanted to do that," said Carter gravely.

— Richelle Mead

When I graduated from Santa Monica High in 1927, I was voted the girl most likely to succeed. I didn't realize it…

— Gloria Stuart

“If Santa Claus was a politician, he would only put billboards promising the best Christmas presents.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

— Dick Gregory

“One year on Christmas Eve he told us that Santa wasn’t giving out any presents because he was depressed and suicidal.”

— John Leguizamo

Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.

— Barbara Kingsolver

Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-” “It’s Herman Melville.

— Anonymous

“Who is not a love seeker when December comes? Even children pray to Santa Claus.”

— Rod McKuen