Im a pageant queen, and Im a REDNECK, Honey Boo Boo Child! — Honey Boo Boo Child Honey boo boo Copy Share Image
No one can be proper and etiquettely all the time. I dont care who you are. — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
Alana calls me poodle because poodle is a term for being gay. So, Im a poodle. — Honey Boo Boo Child Animal Copy Share Image
Ok, Whose Breath is when one person sits in the chair blindfolded. And everybody else comes and *blows* in your face. So… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in… — Honey Boo Boo Child Air conditioner Copy Share Image
I think that shes what we call a square, and were kind of like a lopsided, obtuse, triangle, oval all put together… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
Everyone here calls it the local department store. Its actually the Wilkinson County dump. — Honey Boo Boo Child Department store Copy Share Image
Go-go juice makes me laughy, and play-ey, and makes me feel like I want to pull my mommys hair. — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
Alana calls her feetFritos Feet cuz they stink, but not like Bluahh, but like Fritos straight up. — Honey Boo Boo Child Smell Copy Share Image
When I see Pumpkin come in I call it 'The Bamm-Bamm Look' cause theres no shoes on. — Honey Boo Boo Child Fashion Copy Share Image
Please, women of voluptuous size, put some clothes on. All the vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous. and As you can tell, I… — Honey Boo Boo Child Fashion Copy Share Image
Its called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit, ya know, when it opens up, and ummmmYou know, it does. It… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
I named my little pig Glitzy because Im going to bring her to the glitz pageants and were going to win it… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
Granted, I aint the most beautimous out the box, but a little paint on this barn, shine it back to its original… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
With five girls and one bathroom, weve learned to get creative. This is how we wash around here. Our hair has always… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
Yall know how I feel about my feet. I had a toe that got run over, like when, in a forklift accident.… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
When the apocalypse hits at the end of the year, they claim its gonna hit, I could sell that roll we got… — Honey Boo Boo Child Apocalypse Copy Share Image
A redneck water slide is when you just get a tarp out there, You just put baby oil and some soap on… — Honey Boo Boo Child Redneck Copy Share Image
You got a lot of that back there. That crust on my mamas neck, I dont know what it is. I guess… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
Sugar Bear is my babys daddy. Thats Alanas dad. And weve been shack em up mates for like, eight years now. — Honey Boo Boo Child Dad Copy Share Image
