Snowball just leads elves on, elves and Santas. He is playing a dangerous game. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch -… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my… — Halle Berry Copy Share Image
Santa cAme early this year! good things come to those who wait! ❤ #rebelheart — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
I'll never take another picture with a mall Santa after having a cup of joe with the confirmed real big guy. — Nick Viall Copy Share Image
If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves. — Ted Strickland Copy Share Image
Santa all I want for Christmas is all the weapons of the world and all the killers behind bars! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
“Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly disappointed, and then you’re… — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
How is it possible that our parents lied to us?" "Lets see: Santa, the Tooth Fairy,the Easter bunny,um, God. You're the prettiest… — Brian K. Vaughan Copy Share Image
Santa is a much bigger and more powerful faery than Toot, and I don't know his true name anyway. You'd never see… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
When I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless, I didn't have any money and I was living in… — Thomas Jane Copy Share Image
My mouth gaped and I think I might have whimpered. The Norns had obliterated him completely—a creature they’d known for centuries—because of… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I was a very lucky kid, because I grew up affluent Santa Barbara, California. My experience as a child was probably so… — Floyd Norman Copy Share Image
We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong Copy Share Image
If somebody harbours delusions, I think that should disqualify them from office, regardless whether the delusions are religious. Letting someone who thinks… — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
When I was out for the Christmas Holidays in school, I would go skiing up to the mountains and there they had… — William Shatner Copy Share Image
I love it here in Boston and I love studying medicine. But it’s not home. Dublin is home. Being back with you… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
“Papa told me if you ever get lost, the stars can get you home.” Jake nodded. “That’s right. Your papa was a… — Tamera Alexander Copy Share Image
CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
As a young child I had Santa and Jesus all mixed up. I could identify Coke or Pepsi with just one sip,… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I was born in Santa Monica but brought up abroad so I don't use English much. — Geraldine Chaplin Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize Santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom. — Sharon Copy Share Image
“Becks?” “Yes?” “Santa smoked a reefer and decorated my house.” “What? Hold on, I’ll be there in a few minutes.” — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
I started on the beach in Santa Barbara with my father when I was six. — Karch Kiraly Copy Share Image
“Creed looks like Santa barfed Christmas presents in his lap (excited and disturbed all at the same time, natch).” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
Its almost Christmas and Santa's making his list, if you see him before I do, tell him all I want this Christmas… — Ray Jay Kay Copy Share Image
You are the gift I ask Santa for every Christmas. Merry Christmas to the one I love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmases past, my sister Carolyn and I - we'd been waiting for Santa all night. Nothing! Where is this man? — Aretha Franklin Copy Share Image
The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it. — Patti Page Copy Share Image
I've always said that I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I could make a great movie about him if I set… — Dean Devlin Copy Share Image
In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced 1 2 3 Start. All Started Runing Except Santa. Coach:y RU Stil Waiting? Santa:My No… — Babloo Copy Share Image
I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. — Bob Phillips Copy Share Image
Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for christmas...I woke up in a box. — Aly Johnson Copy Share Image
Christmas isnt about the presents, it is about coming together and celebrating the birth of Santa. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
I have to at least get a couple weekends in where I can just be on Santa Monica beach or Malibu and… — Jake T. Austin Copy Share Image
