Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I thought you were all-seeing.” All-knowing, not all-seeing!” he snapped. “I’m a God, not Santa Claus! — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time. — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
Santa Fe is a great place which people don't get there often, but it's like a unique place. — Mick Ralphs Copy Share Image
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“The fact is that Santa and Satan are alter egos, brothers; they have the same origin.” — Phyllis Siefker Copy Share Image
“I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Heavy role in the movies that I've done that I have loved and fit my soul; A Simple Plan, Monster's Ball, Sling… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
Once you become an actor, it's important to take care of yourself. I live in Santa Monica, where I can mountain bike,… — Mark Feuerstein Copy Share Image
We have confused God with Santa Claus. And we believe that prayer means making a list of everything you don't have but… — Harold S. Kushner Copy Share Image
I wish Santa brings you the gift of never ending happiness this Christmas! May you and your family be blessed abundantly. Merry… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I have never tried to walk through a mall in the Christmas season dressed like a jolly old elf. You might as… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
I actually share her view and understand her frustration when any government attempts to ban secular symbols like Santa Claus or Rudolph… — Steve Israel Copy Share Image
Our unalienable right to life and liberty and the pursuit of happiness, those rights were stripped from college kids in Blackburg and… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I think Santa Claus is, by and large, quite beneficial, for when the child is finally allowed -- or forced -- to… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Jacqueline Carey has created a postmodern fable of enormous scope and force. Santa Olivia is at once a cautionary tale of people… — Eric Van Lustbader Copy Share Image
I founded Atari in my garage in Santa Clara while at Stanford. When I was in school, I took a lot of… — Nolan Bushnell Copy Share Image
[Admiral Nelson's counsel] guided me time and again. On the eve of the critical battle of Santa Cruz, in which the Japanese… — William Halsey Copy Share Image
I'm concerned about my daughter because she will not believe in Santa Claus. No matter what I say to her, she just… — Salma Hayek Copy Share Image
When I found out that Santa Claus wasn't real, I wasn't upset; rather, I was relieved that there was a much simpler… — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
At the heart of every really good Christmas movie is the threat, I suppose, to Christmas. Something is wrong with Christmas, in… — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
“Kid, time’s up,” Hunter said to the boy on Santa’s lap. “I’m not finished!” the boy cried. Hunter bent over, until their… — Lizzy Ford Copy Share Image
I seriously doubt that the Santa police do an underwear check." -Cora — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
“The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus by Amelia C. Houghton Yesterday's Classics Chapel Hill, North Carolina” — Amelia C. Houghton Copy Share Image
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas! — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Can I have a picture of you? I need something to send to Santa to show him what I want this year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus… — Dennis Franz Copy Share Image
You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A born terror, a rebel without a pause... Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus? — Shyheim Copy Share Image
Santa was riding on a horse, He jumped the red light & a cop whistles' Santa lifts the tail of horse &… — Butterfly_Kisses Copy Share Image
My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
“Only now have you lived long enough to know the child that you shall always remain.” — Martin I. Green Copy Share Image
I'm not a big fan of the tchotchkes. It always reminds me of a grandma's stuffy home with a million Santa dolls. — Jeremiah Brent Copy Share Image
I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
“It's like pretending to be Santa and then stabbing someone with a candy cane!” — J.B. Stanley Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when Santa accidentally leaves the price tag on your present. — Eddy Sims Copy Share Image
![“[Admiral Nelson's counsel] guided me time and again. On the eve of the critical battle of Santa Cruz, in which the Japanese ships outnumbered ours more than two to one, I sent my task force commanders this dispatch: ATTACK REPEAT ATTACK. They did attack, heroically, and when the battle was done…” quote by William Halsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/905/william-halsey-31828_admiral_admiral-nelson-s-counsel-guided-me-time_3184967.jpg)
