“You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I'm telling you why, Cause Santa Clause might put a… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.” — Barbara Bretton Copy Share Image
Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She thinks I’m a drug dealer. (Chris) ‘The most “illegal” thing the boy had ever done was to walk past a Salvation… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I tend to think that immortal souls, invisible sky daddies, and Santa Claus all belong in the same basket. The disposition of… — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
I have a deep attachment to the natural world. It's a major influence on my writing, and as I look out over… — Pat Mora Copy Share Image
What I want for Christmas is to be a Japanese pop star. [Laughs] Santa can't exactly put that under the tree, but… — Candice Accola Copy Share Image
“David Copperfield has no magic in him. I'm talking about Santa flying around the world in one night kind of magic. Pumpkins… — Sydney Strand Copy Share Image
A true bubble is when something is overvalued and intensely believed. Education may be the only thing people still believe in in… — Peter Thiel Copy Share Image
Children in my family really look forward to Christmas presents and I enjoy becoming their Santa, eating chocolates, playing and spending some… — Sunny Singh Copy Share Image
I think you're kind of seeing the real me as far as seeing what I post on social media, because I am… — Marisa Miller Copy Share Image
When you give of yourself something new comes in to being... the world expands, a bit of goodness is brought forth and… — Kent Nerburn Copy Share Image
“Tim collected his gifts within the metal hoop and then pestered Santa for more, investigating pockets, sticking his hands into straw, lifting… — Ron Hansen Copy Share Image
Santa Claus is a god. He's no less a god than Ahura Mazda, or Odin, or Zeus. Think of the white beard,… — Donald E. Westlake Copy Share Image
Before Santa and presents and shopping and all the attendant Christmas (stuff) got involved, this holiday was enshrined to commemorate a guy… — William Rivers Pitt Copy Share Image
It would take more than long-stemmed roses to change my view that you're a despicable cowardy custard and a disgrace to a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Adults trying to protect children from reality, right? And adults always trying to fill children with fantasy - the tooth fairy, Santa,… — Shane Warren Jones Copy Share Image
It is often argued that religion is valuable because it makes men good, but even if this were true it would not… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“Between Thanksgiving and Christmas, I never leave the house without [my Santa hat]. In fact, I pretty much never leave my room… — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
Filming 'Bad Santa' was really where I learned everything that I knew at that point about movies. That was really the first… — Brett Kelly Copy Share Image
Santa Barbara is a paradise; Disneyland is a paradise; the U.S. is a paradise. Paradise is just paradise. Mournful, monotonous, and superficial… — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
The government and its chiefs do not have the powers of the mythical Santa Claus. They cannot spend except by taking out… — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
Nothing will ever outshine, for me, the countless children whose eyes and imaginations I've seen light up when meeting Black Santa and… — Baron Davis Copy Share Image
Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you're helping Santa Claus. To me, that's what Christmas is all… — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
"In all this world there is nothing so beautiful as a happy child," says good old Santa Claus; and if he had… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
I was born in Orange County - in Santa Ana. My dad is from California. I was raised on the East Coast.… — Michael B. Jordan Copy Share Image
I grew up believing in Santa Claus, and we still treat our house at Christmas with a huge reverence for that belief… — Mary Steenburgen Copy Share Image
For me growing up, Christmas time was always the most fantastic, exciting time of year, and you'd stay up until three in… — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Growing up in northern California has had a big influence on my love and respect for the outdoors. When I lived in… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
Basher shook his head. "No, we climbed in through a ground-floor guest bedroom all ninja-like. Snuck up the back stairs." "Then you… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
My connection to Santa Fe is very closely, and continuously a connection with Reid. I believe in him and his philosophy of… — Sam Abell Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I believed in Santa Claus. But it was very tough because in the Dominican... there are not… — Alfonso Soriano Copy Share Image
I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Ronald has had bicycle safety and safety in the home. Yes, Ronald is McDonald's, second most recognised figure after Santa Claus, and… — Jim Cantalupo Copy Share Image
“I used to have Santa and the whole coal thing, but between Wade and their father, the little shits get whatever they… — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
Well when I was a kid, I asked Santa Claus for some toys. Santa Claus wrote me a letter that he lost… — Benicio Del Toro Copy Share Image
Earlier I received a phone call from a PPI Telemarketer. So I told my 3 year old son that Santa Claus was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image