Guys, don't wish for anything you don't want... Santa gets real busy. — Aruho Marvin Copy Share Image
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist. — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
If Santa is a messenger of God than Christmas will be more beautiful if Santa reach to the kids who actually needs… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Most of the holiday movies I enjoy, like 'It's a Wonderful Life,' don't really involve Santa. — George Wendt Copy Share Image
I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus. — Joe Nichols Copy Share Image
“Maybe he was the anti-Santa, of the South Pole, and he was going to show them where the elves made lumps of… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
I had always heard of Bad Santa one but I hadn't seen it, but it was sort of legendary. — Christina Hendricks Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
Many practitioners think there is some giant balance scale, where someone is keeping track, like Santa Claus, and that will determine your… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“looks like Santa’s sleigh,” Frank said. “Can Arion even pull that much?” Arion huffed. “Hazel,” Percy said, “I am seriously going to… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“We half-eat cookies and drink the milk, we leave notes, all so kids will believe in something that isn’t true. Kids try… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
For the past two years, President Obama has promised our children the moon, stars, rainbows, unicorns and universal health care for all.… — Michelle Malkin Copy Share Image
There's been fifty-million people that died since Sharon Tate died and I got everybody in Santa Claus land chasing me, trying to… — Charles Manson Copy Share Image
Dear Santa, I've been good all year.. Okay maybe most of the time...Alright, maybe sometimes.. You know what? Fuck it, I'll get… — Icy Fresh Ninja Copy Share Image
My first feature film was a movie called 'A Gunfight,' with Kirk Douglas, Johnny Cash, Karen Black, Jane Alexander, Raf Vallone... It… — Keith Carradine Copy Share Image
“Josiah’s gaze narrowed in Santa’s direction. “How did he know our names?” “He must be from around here.” “I don’t live here.”… — Melissa McClone Copy Share Image
“Christmas of 1930 saw Santa Claus working for Coca-Cola. Before then he did not wear a suit and generally preferred to wear… — Eduardo Galeano Copy Share Image
The (campaign) ads all have the same tone - the voice is hushed and amazed when talking about The Enemy, as if… — James Lileks Copy Share Image
I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree… — Julia Peterkin Copy Share Image
I am always amazed by the novel angles that people come up with for kids' Christmas books. Even if a family is… — Jabari Asim Copy Share Image
Thirty years ago, my sister, Gale (so named because a gale hit Boston Harbor the night she was born), some friends and… — Gretel Ehrlich Copy Share Image
Ever since I found out that Santa Claus wasn't real, it's been all down hill... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“MOM: Fuck santa. If I had a million little elves helping me and random people feeding me cookies, I’d be jolly all… — Sophia Fraioli Copy Share Image
He continues to smile expectantly. I take a step back. I don't want to catch whatever he has. He is a disturbing… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he… — Shirley Temple Copy Share Image
When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus. — Pat Boone Copy Share Image
“Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.” — Michael Diack Copy Share Image
We're not mad at God, just like atheists don't hate Santa or Unicorns, they're just not there! — Hemant Mehta Copy Share Image
The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus, — Jude Wanniski Copy Share Image
I'm trying to get far away from [picturing God as] Gandalf or Santa Claus. — William P. Young Copy Share Image
In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins? — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“Mum looks like someone has told her that Santa will be shortly arriving with that guy from Pride and Prejudice in tow.” — Melissa Keil Copy Share Image
I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Santa give me a good gift... a gift to be with u for the rest of my life...! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Santa hasn’t visited me since I was six. I haven’t exactly been a good girl.” — Nancee Cain Copy Share Image
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never… — Charlie Viracola Copy Share Image
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