The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus. — Pat Boone Copy Share Image
We're not mad at God, just like atheists don't hate Santa or Unicorns, they're just not there! — Hemant Mehta Copy Share Image
Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never… — Charlie Viracola Copy Share Image
“Santa hasn’t visited me since I was six. I haven’t exactly been a good girl.” — Nancee Cain Copy Share Image
Santa give me a good gift... a gift to be with u for the rest of my life...! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
HOLLY KING is a symbol of the waning forces of Nature... The Holly King is depicted as an old man in winter… — Raven Grimassi Copy Share Image
“All right, little boy, he tried kidding himself, calm down now. Santa Claus is coming to town with all the nice answers.… — Richard Matheson Copy Share Image
I think the true test of a pop song, for me, and I've talked to a lot of other writers about this,… — Ryan Tedder Copy Share Image
This is, first and last, the real value of Christmas; in so far as the mythology remains at all it is a… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I was born and raised in Pretoria. Nobody ever really talked about Santa because the whole concept just didn't make sense to… — Oti Mabuse Copy Share Image
Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know," Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn. "Yeah, I've seen those things they think… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government… — Richard Lamm Copy Share Image
I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work...… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if could rent one for… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
The rules your parents teach you to live by are very different than the rules the world actually runs by. Most of… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Before Santa and presents and shopping and all the attendant Christmas (stuff) got involved, this holiday was enshrined to commemorate a guy… — William Rivers Pitt Copy Share Image
It would take more than long-stemmed roses to change my view that you're a despicable cowardy custard and a disgrace to a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Santa Claus is a god. He's no less a god than Ahura Mazda, or Odin, or Zeus. Think of the white beard,… — Donald E. Westlake Copy Share Image
My first day on set [Bad Santa 2] was with Billy [Bob Tornton] and it was a sex scene in a Christmas… — Christina Hendricks Copy Share Image
[Eric]Goldman [a professor at Santa Clara University School of Law] says back in the 1990s, courts began to confront the question of… — Laura Sydell Copy Share Image
“Her fingertips dug into his shoulders as she pressed closer. Then her lips parted to his, and there was no mistaking the… — Sierra Donovan Copy Share Image
“I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.” — Barbara Bretton Copy Share Image
“You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I'm telling you why, Cause Santa Clause might put a… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus. — Joe Nichols Copy Share Image
If Santa is a messenger of God than Christmas will be more beautiful if Santa reach to the kids who actually needs… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Most of the holiday movies I enjoy, like 'It's a Wonderful Life,' don't really involve Santa. — George Wendt Copy Share Image
I had always heard of Bad Santa one but I hadn't seen it, but it was sort of legendary. — Christina Hendricks Copy Share Image
“Maybe he was the anti-Santa, of the South Pole, and he was going to show them where the elves made lumps of… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
Guys, don't wish for anything you don't want... Santa gets real busy. — Aruho Marvin Copy Share Image
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist. — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
He continues to smile expectantly. I take a step back. I don't want to catch whatever he has. He is a disturbing… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“MOM: Fuck santa. If I had a million little elves helping me and random people feeding me cookies, I’d be jolly all… — Sophia Fraioli Copy Share Image
When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he… — Shirley Temple Copy Share Image
Ever since I found out that Santa Claus wasn't real, it's been all down hill... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it. — Patti Page Copy Share Image
![“My first day on set [Bad Santa 2] was with Billy [Bob Tornton] and it was a sex scene in a Christmas tree lot and you know in order to make it great for the audience you just have to go for it! It was our sort of our icebreaker. There is something very freeing and fun about just playing make…” quote by Christina Hendricks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/637/christina-hendricks-5321_audience_my-first-day-on-set-bad-santa-2-was-with_1878414.jpg)
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