I keep 3 hos but don't call me Santa And I'm and I'm flyer than reindeers in winter — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Santa. Jesus. Love. The tooth fairy. Things we believe in until we're old enough to know better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to be able to let people who aren't used to seeing a Santa of color say, 'Wow, there he is.'… — Baron Davis Copy Share Image
Santa Fe is fun to visit, but property there will cost you an arm and a dillo. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I just discovered the Santa Monica flea market, every Sunday. I go weekly. There's a lot of interesting things there. — April Bowlby Copy Share Image
I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out. — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
Christmas is a really special day since I support the initiative 'Helping Hands' and I celebrate Christmas with the kids there. I… — Gautam Rode Copy Share Image
“The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney - not that we had one - suggested burglary more… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
“I pat the brand new twenty-seven inch Macintosh computers Mr. Foley brought us. 'These boxes alone should make both of us scream… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
Well I teach in the History of Consciousness Department at the University of California, Santa Cruz. So that's my primary work. I… — Angela Davis Copy Share Image
My parents moved to American Samoa when I was three or four years old. My dad was principal of a high school… — Eric Stoltz Copy Share Image
No viticultural region in America has demonstrated as much progress in quality and potential for greatness as... the Santa Barbara region, where… — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
“It is often argued that religion is valuable because it makes men good, but even if this were true it would not… — H.L. Mencken Copy Share Image
PEOPLE DIE. This is the fact the world desperately hides from us from birth. Long after you find out the truth about… — David Wong Copy Share Image
I love big shrimp, like Japanese botan shrimp and the meaty ones from Santa Barbara, Calif. In classic Japanese cooking, shrimp like… — Nobu Matsuhisa Copy Share Image
Well, I have a lot of appetites and try to revel in almost everything, so inspiration can even come from a well-appointed… — Patrick Fabian Copy Share Image
They always say 'Is there going to be a sequel to Bad Santa?' and you know, I mean, a long time ago… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
It is sad that it was necessary that Santa Barbara should be the example that had to bring it to the attention… — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
On Christmas morning when I was a child, my mother would leave a book wrapped at the foot of the bed, which… — David McCullough Copy Share Image
Sunday morning in America is the greatest hour of idolatry in the whole week. Why? Because most people who are even worshiping… — Paul Washer Copy Share Image
Here's hoping Santa is able to deliver all his toys before he's shot by an NRA member. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Take it from Santa: the simple, special moments of togetherness are what create the most lasting Christmas memories.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's easy to look like Santa Claus when you don't have to buy the groceries.” — Claire Cook Copy Share Image
Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it. — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
If not for Santa, Jesus would be my favorite fictional bearded guy that gets celebrated in December. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We filmed 'Expelled' in Santa Clarita at an all-girl's school. There were twelve hour days. — Cameron Dallas Copy Share Image
“Jeez! I thought you said you were just gonna set up the tree? It looks like Santa shit Christmas in here!” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found. — Paul Park Copy Share Image
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
I want to create resolution and inclusion, so I created Black Santa because his eyes see no color. — Baron Davis Copy Share Image
Staying up all night so I can catch santa and give him the hands for not getting me what I wanted last… — T-Goods Copy Share Image
Once I played Santa Claus for my nieces and nephews. I did the whole 'HO-HO-HO' thing. It was good fun! — Hayden Christensen Copy Share Image
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing… — Scott Dikkers Copy Share Image
I think one of the reasons we have children is to believe everything all over again. And I'm not talking Santa, here,… — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
I usually like to throw on some flip flops and go to a really nice lunch in Venice, or Santa Monica, or… — Ben Savage Copy Share Image
God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was joking around to make this easier for me "santa clause? No again. — Claudia Gray Copy Share Image
![“Well, I have a lot of appetites and try to revel in almost everything, so inspiration can even come from a well-appointed submarine sandwich, you know? Potentially in the form of The Godmother from Santa Monica's Bay Cities [Italian Deli &] Bakery. But for a primal "Wow, every sense is on fire!"…” quote by Patrick Fabian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b1c/patrick-fabian-21186_appetite_well-i-have-a-lot-of-appetites-and-try-t_927880.jpg)
