Anne Eliot

“Let the contract state that I want the Mr Darcy accent once a week!”

— Anne Eliot

“Everyone has scars, they just aren’t as visible as yours”

— Anne Eliot

“So that's a make-up kiss? Let's have another fight soon.”

— Anne Eliot

“Please don't tell me you drive with your eyes closed.”

— Anne Eliot

“I'd rather be in Forks? I shop the HOB? What do these even mean?!”

— Anne Eliot

“Sometimes different is not better,”

— Anne Eliot

“Lucky. Lucky. Lucky girl. Nothing happened. Nothing happened.”

— Anne Eliot

“With two small touches and a smile, he's killed my brain.”

— Anne Eliot

“Are you completely slow? YES. I'm mental. This is why I have a list called ‘how to be normal”

— Anne Eliot

“This time, I know all of his tricks: dimples, divots, smiles, and cute eye-crinkle things. Bring it on.”

— Anne Eliot

“Mr. Roth. The Devil is holding your daughter’s hand. Now would be a great time to step up and whack the kid…

— Anne Eliot

“OHMYGOD. I hate myself right now. I think I also just blatantly sniffed him!”

— Anne Eliot

“Jenna still called it: ‘The Incident That Can Not be Named’. As in, Vere’s personal Voldemort.”

— Anne Eliot

“Name me Edward, or Peeta, or Prince Charming, and I swear—I'll quit.”

— Anne Eliot

“But ignoring Gray Porter is like ignoring an elephant in a tutu. A really hot elephant—in a very manly tutu.”

— Anne Eliot

“Ignoring Gray Porter is like ignoring an elephant in a tut. A really hot elephant in a tutu... a very manly tutu."…

— Anne Eliot

“We'll do roller. Okay?" She shrugs. "It's your funerals. Whatever you think will seem realistic, but know this: innocent children will die,…

— Anne Eliot

“After all the work and lies—and lotion—it took to get me into this parking lot, I’m not going home without more success…

— Anne Eliot

“Holy mother of ripped-gorgeous. Get over the assets. Get over the assets. It’s an award-winning six pack. SO WHAT? Get over it.…

— Anne Eliot

“Relentlessly, I read on: “Number one: Make at least two friends your own age. Number two: Go places besides your room. Number…

— Anne Eliot

“You’re the luckiest person in the whole world to have already figured out what you love. And you’ll be, quite possibly, the…

— anne eliot

“We need to meet and flesh out the details of our... you know... whatever. I don't know what to call it. Our…

— Anne Eliot

“I pat the brand new twenty-seven inch Macintosh computers Mr. Foley brought us. 'These boxes alone should make both of us scream…

— Anne Eliot

“won’t be able to live with myself if I don’t at least try to convince you of my feelings. Not after that…

— Anne Eliot

“As awkward as this moment is, I'm intrigued with the possibilities of what this could mean. Gray Porter holding up my bangs…

— Anne Eliot

“First. Don't get drunk. Don't smoke anything." "Duh. What are you, my dad? That's easy. I don't drink. We aren't even twenty-one.…

— Anne Eliot

“If you don't want my services, then it's only fair you cut me loose so I can make another girl or two…

— Anne Eliot

“Yeah…uh, about Facebook…all that social networking. I don't have it. My parents check my sister's emails, Facebook, and texts like stalkers. In…

— Anne Eliot

“Be all the dork that I can be?” he tried. Her turn. “Hamlet: To dork, or not to dork, that is the…

— Anne Eliot

“We'll need to clarify for the record, that I'm a pretend girlfriend. Pretend,” she demands. “Got it? If you're giving me that…

— Anne Eliot

“I start the engine and shoot a glance through the tinted window, figuring if anyone is still watching, they can no longer…

— Anne Eliot

“look back. She's crossed her arms and is tapping her ugly shoe on the carpet. “You're doing it again,” she says. “What?”…

— Anne Eliot

“I think I'm losing control all over again. This is because I've registered two things above and beyond his hypnotic green eyes…

— Anne Eliot

“Vere spoke again, “You want us to hide this six-foot-three, positively gorgeous, famous rock star—one who has sports-drink blue eyes BY THE…

— Anne Eliot

“I swear you can see in Juliet's eyes that she knows she's going to die because of how she feels for this…

— Anne Eliot

“I nod and tap my fingers against my knees. “What to do with a girlfriend while I work my hours at the…

— Anne Eliot

“Tatooine, huh? So awesome you know Star Wars facts,” he adds nodding. “Do you ever watch the animated stuff?” Grin. Grin. Grin.…

— Anne Eliot

“Is this a habit of yours?” he asks. “What?” “Dropping stuff whenever you first see me? It's kind of cute. Flattering,” he…

— Anne Eliot

“So…you're not going to tell me what they mean? C'mon. What's the Hob? Why Forks?” When I stand, I switch to my…

— Anne Eliot

“Say something, Jess. Say anything. And just when I'm about to think of what I should say next, my mouth goes into…

— Anne Eliot