“He’s so good at his job, that I’ve fallen for him, the mirage of him being my boyfriend, all of it. Like… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“The tragedy is all right there...in the very beginning when he smiles at her. When she instantly forgets. Forgets how dangerous he… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“I’m living in fiction. It’s perfectly okay to be in love with any and all fictional boyfriends, even if they aren’t yours.” — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“Vere blinked. And blinked. And blinked. And blinked. OMG. Try to speak. Try.” — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“Maybe because he's already been in my dreams for so long, it feels to me as though we've always been together.” — Anne Eliot Dreams Copy Share Image
“She's trapped me on the front side of the counter. Way. Too. Close. To. Her. LIP-GLOSS.” — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“Ignoring Gray Porter is like ignoring an elephant in a tut. A really hot elephant in a tutu... a very manly tutu."… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“Hey now, it issthhhh new technology. Dustin: "The dentissthh says all my teethtths will ssseparate if I don’t keep it in.” Jenna:… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“I repel all guys. Now I have proof. PROOF. Wait till Jenna hears. Maybe I need a different deodorant? She ran her… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“Charlie snorted. “Sure. Insta-friends with one of the world’s most famous rock stars. ZERO weirdness. Check. And you’re not my type either,… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“I want you to know if we die right now, I won't be able to distinguish if I've made it to heaven… — Anne Eliot Heaven Copy Share Image
“Jenna turned and shot her another worried look. Her tone was ultra soothing. “Yeah. I hear you. And I’m head over heels… — Anne Eliot Head over heels Copy Share Image
“Almost. Almost. How I hate that word and the way it defines me. Almost raped. Almost over it. Almost normal. I can… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“I love it. I mean – it’s great. You – how beautiful you look. It threw me off. And you have no… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“Person slaughtered: Me. Method used: Dimple. The guy has a dimple. Of course he does. To match the Hollywood chin divot. To… — Anne Eliot Dimple Copy Share Image
“I hope he approves of my carefully chosen Geekstuff.com outfit: the Ultimate Long-Safari-Skirt. Color: Puce. Sale price: $42.95. I've combined it with… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“He shrugged, working to make her understand. “There’s whole YouTube montages playing still shots of my butt to music. I don’t take… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“Eres una chica con mucha suerte. Nada sucedió. No pasó nada. Pensé que él era agradable. Vamos. Amigo. Salgamos de aquí. ¿Qué… — Anne Eliot Amor Copy Share Image
“First. Don't get drunk. Don't smoke anything." "Duh. What are you, my dad? That's easy. I don't drink. We aren't even twenty-one.… — Anne Eliot Drunk Copy Share Image
“If you don't want my services, then it's only fair you cut me loose so I can make another girl or two… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“As awkward as this moment is, I'm intrigued with the possibilities of what this could mean. Gray Porter holding up my bangs… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“We'll need to clarify for the record, that I'm a pretend girlfriend. Pretend,” she demands. “Got it? If you're giving me that… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“Be all the dork that I can be?” he tried. Her turn. “Hamlet: To dork, or not to dork, that is the… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“I nod and tap my fingers against my knees. “What to do with a girlfriend while I work my hours at the… — Anne Eliot Bad habit Copy Share Image
“I swear you can see in Juliet's eyes that she knows she's going to die because of how she feels for this… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“Vere spoke again, “You want us to hide this six-foot-three, positively gorgeous, famous rock star—one who has sports-drink blue eyes BY THE… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“I think I'm losing control all over again. This is because I've registered two things above and beyond his hypnotic green eyes… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“Jenna still called it: ‘The Incident That Can Not be Named’. As in, Vere’s personal Voldemort.” — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“But ignoring Gray Porter is like ignoring an elephant in a tutu. A really hot elephant—in a very manly tutu.” — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“OHMYGOD. I hate myself right now. I think I also just blatantly sniffed him!” — Anne Eliot Blatantly Copy Share Image
“This time, I know all of his tricks: dimples, divots, smiles, and cute eye-crinkle things. Bring it on.” — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“Are you completely slow? YES. I'm mental. This is why I have a list called ‘how to be normal” — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“Mr. Roth. The Devil is holding your daughter’s hand. Now would be a great time to step up and whack the kid… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“Just be where you are. Right now. Be in this moment only. That’s all that really counts……One breath at a time. It’s… — Anne Eliot Breath Copy Share Image