I'm trying to get far away from [picturing God as] Gandalf or Santa Claus. — William P. Young Copy Share Image
In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins? — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.” — Barbara Bretton Copy Share Image
“Santa Claus is a lie but if you think that's bad, check out what 'fuck' really means.” — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
I'm writing a book called 'The Indisputable Existence of Santa Claus' about the maths of Christmas: how to set up a secret… — Hannah Fry Copy Share Image
For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
The government and its chiefs do not have the powers of the mythical Santa Claus. They cannot spend except by taking out… — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you're helping Santa Claus. To me, that's what Christmas is all… — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
"In all this world there is nothing so beautiful as a happy child," says good old Santa Claus; and if he had… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
I grew up believing in Santa Claus, and we still treat our house at Christmas with a huge reverence for that belief… — Mary Steenburgen Copy Share Image
“Growing up, it seemed, was just a series of disenchantments. First you find out there's no Santa Claus; then you find out… — Jennifer Ziegler Copy Share Image
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for… — Shirley Temple Copy Share Image
The kindly God who lovingly fashioned each and every one of us and sprinkled the sky with shining stars for our delight… — Daniel Dennett Copy Share Image
But chiefly, no lies! No lies about there being a Santa Claus or about the world being full of noble and honorable… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
As Michael Scheuer, who ran the C.I.A.'s bin Laden unit until 1999, has pointed out, if bin Laden believed in Christmas, the… — Peter Bergen Copy Share Image
How is Christmas regarded today? The legend of Santa Claus, the Christmas tree, the decorations of tinsel and mistletoe, and the giving… — Howard W. Hunter Copy Share Image
“The jolly old elf’s nose was red, but not from cold — rather, from the brutality of a dozen boxes of Kleenex.… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
A true bubble is when something is overvalued and intensely believed. Education may be the only thing people still believe in in… — Peter Thiel Copy Share Image
A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's… — James Gould Cozzens Copy Share Image
For me growing up, Christmas time was always the most fantastic, exciting time of year, and you'd stay up until three in… — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
Basher shook his head. "No, we climbed in through a ground-floor guest bedroom all ninja-like. Snuck up the back stairs." "Then you… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
Stages of life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4)… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I believed in Santa Claus. But it was very tough because in the Dominican... there are not… — Alfonso Soriano Copy Share Image
Ronald has had bicycle safety and safety in the home. Yes, Ronald is McDonald's, second most recognised figure after Santa Claus, and… — Jim Cantalupo Copy Share Image
Well when I was a kid, I asked Santa Claus for some toys. Santa Claus wrote me a letter that he lost… — Benicio Del Toro Copy Share Image
“She sighed and stepped out of the room, pulling the door shut behind her. Turning around, she nearly tripped over some of… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
Earlier I received a phone call from a PPI Telemarketer. So I told my 3 year old son that Santa Claus was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always said that I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I could make a great movie about him if I set… — Dean Devlin Copy Share Image
Guys who dress up like Santa Claus, see, and give presents away do it because when they was young they must have… — George Seaton Copy Share Image
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's… — Arlo Guthrie Copy Share Image
We're going to start with the injury report, obviously. Manning, Clark, Addai, Reggie Wayne, Freeney, Mathis, Brackett - all those guys will… — Rex Ryan Copy Share Image
I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' I tap-danced. I had a ten-gallon… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementarys school play, because I had most panache, that was probably… — James Frecheville Copy Share Image
Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it. — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If… — Jon Bon Jovi Copy Share Image
Prayer is not adult letters written to Santa Claus, and God is not some parent-like figure up in the sky who's going… — John Shelby Spong Copy Share Image
Physically he was the connoisseur's connoisseur. He was a giant panda, Santa Claus and the Jolly Green Giant rolled into one. On… — Craig Claiborne Copy Share Image
Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most… — Chris Van Allsburg Copy Share Image
“Sin: I've survived a winter in Siberia when I was ten. Boyd: what were you doing there at ten years old? Sin:… — Santino Hassell Copy Share Image