Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? -Sally — Charlie Brown Christmas Copy Share Image
Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus. — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him. — Wayne Coyne Copy Share Image
I grew up in the Chicago Club of the Deaf. The Santa Claus I knew was a deaf Santa. — Paul Raci Copy Share Image
“So, you're the Santa Claus of the magic world with a naughty and nice list?” — Zoe Forward Copy Share Image
If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves. — Ted Strickland Copy Share Image
OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
“He had a white beard and twinkly blue eyes, and all in all gave the impression of what Santa Claus would look… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids that Santa Claus isn't real. I hate to be the guy to… — Floyd Landis Copy Share Image
“I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing… — David Cross Copy Share Image
We have confused God with Santa Claus. And we believe that prayer means making a list of everything you don't have but… — Harold S. Kushner Copy Share Image
“I have never tried to walk through a mall in the Christmas season dressed like a jolly old elf. You might as… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
“The true beauty of Christmas is revealed when we adore the season, not like some weary adult, but like a bubbly little… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
You never realize how much your mother loves you till you explore the attic - and find every letter you ever sent… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a… — Jimmy Boyd Copy Share Image
“Of course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany's)!! And unlike the rest of the world, we leave… — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
I think we've taken the meaning of Christmas out. People don't stop and think about Jesus or the birth of Jesus. When… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
Look, I understand that for a lot of people, the US is superior to their country of residence in myriad ways, but… — Max Barry Copy Share Image
A few moments later Mom opened my door and peered in at me. "Logan Hansen is here to see you." If it… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
One of the saddest days of my life was when my mother told me Superman did not exist. I was a comic… — Geoffrey Canada Copy Share Image
Beginning with Santa Claus as a cognitive exercise, a child is encouraged to share the same idea of reality as his peers.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“You don't seem to understand," I whispered. "It's Christmas relationships that are worrying Carol and me so! It worries us dreadfully! Oh,… — Eleanor Hallowell Abbott Copy Share Image
The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it. — Patti Page Copy Share Image
We were wised up early to not celebrating our birthdays and that there was no Santa Claus and no magic. — Stephen Glover Copy Share Image
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. — Bob Phillips Copy Share Image
“Like Santa Claus. You adults pretend he doesn't exist, but we know that he really does.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out. — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
“It's easy to look like Santa Claus when you don't have to buy the groceries.” — Claire Cook Copy Share Image
This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found. — Paul Park Copy Share Image
