I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person. — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill. — Tom Clancy Copy Share Image
You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town — Maud Lindsay Copy Share Image
I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I remember arguing with kids on the street who were talking about Santa Claus. I said don't be so daft - Santa… — Dennis Skinner Copy Share Image
Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
“Santa Claus is anyone who loves another and seeks to make them happy; who gives himself by thought or word or deed… — Edwin Osgood Grover Copy Share Image
With big folks, either people think you look mean or it's more of a jolly Santa Claus, 'Oh, he's just a pudgy… — The Notorious B.I.G Copy Share Image
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Human life [is] ... a process of filling in time until the arrival of death, or Santa Claus, with very little choice,… — Eric Berne Copy Share Image
The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that… — Jim Cornette Copy Share Image
“Why did he hesitate? He finally admitted to himself that he was like an American child who was almost completely certain about… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
HOLLY KING is a symbol of the waning forces of Nature... The Holly King is depicted as an old man in winter… — Raven Grimassi Copy Share Image
I'd like [Santa Claus] to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot - just… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
“All right, little boy, he tried kidding himself, calm down now. Santa Claus is coming to town with all the nice answers.… — Richard Matheson Copy Share Image
This is, first and last, the real value of Christmas; in so far as the mythology remains at all it is a… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Wait until you meet the therapist. That bad? Let's just say i can't believe he's a real person. Like Santa Claus? More… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
I did some reading to prep for Expelled. I read one book cover to cover, From Darwin to Hitler , and that… — Ben Stein Copy Share Image
“Winny had learned from books... you had to be tested in life to discover who you were and what you were capable… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Do you know, it's really hard to be a parent. I blame it on Santa Claus. You spend so long making sure… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Tim collected his gifts within the metal hoop and then pestered Santa for more, investigating pockets, sticking his hands into straw, lifting… — Ron Hansen Copy Share Image
I think Santa Claus is, by and large, quite beneficial, for when the child is finally allowed -- or forced -- to… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas! — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus by Amelia C. Houghton Yesterday's Classics Chapel Hill, North Carolina” — Amelia C. Houghton Copy Share Image
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus… — Dennis Franz Copy Share Image
A born terror, a rebel without a pause... Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus? — Shyheim Copy Share Image
I'm trying to get far away from [picturing God as] Gandalf or Santa Claus. — William P. Young Copy Share Image
The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus, — Jude Wanniski Copy Share Image
In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins? — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.” — Michael Diack Copy Share Image
The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus. — Pat Boone Copy Share Image
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