More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good. — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? -Sally — Charlie Brown Christmas Copy Share Image
I grew up in the Chicago Club of the Deaf. The Santa Claus I knew was a deaf Santa. — Paul Raci Copy Share Image
If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him. — Wayne Coyne Copy Share Image
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. — John Andrew Holmes Copy Share Image
“The true beauty of Christmas is revealed when we adore the season, not like some weary adult, but like a bubbly little… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“I have never tried to walk through a mall in the Christmas season dressed like a jolly old elf. You might as… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
My mouth gaped and I think I might have whimpered. The Norns had obliterated him completely—a creature they’d known for centuries—because of… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“An ounce of goodness everyday, Can soothe the heart in many ways, An ounce of goodness "just because" Don't wait until Christmas… — Charmaine J Forde Copy Share Image
“The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney - not that we had one - suggested burglary more… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
My dad was a slightly stricter version of Richard Dawkins. The worldview was that there are idiots out there who believe in… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
I'm writing a book called 'The Indisputable Existence of Santa Claus' about the maths of Christmas: how to set up a secret… — Hannah Fry Copy Share Image
The government and its chiefs do not have the powers of the mythical Santa Claus. They cannot spend except by taking out… — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong Copy Share Image
“The jolly old elf’s nose was red, but not from cold — rather, from the brutality of a dozen boxes of Kleenex.… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
How is Christmas regarded today? The legend of Santa Claus, the Christmas tree, the decorations of tinsel and mistletoe, and the giving… — Howard W. Hunter Copy Share Image
As Michael Scheuer, who ran the C.I.A.'s bin Laden unit until 1999, has pointed out, if bin Laden believed in Christmas, the… — Peter Bergen Copy Share Image
A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's… — James Gould Cozzens Copy Share Image
A true bubble is when something is overvalued and intensely believed. Education may be the only thing people still believe in in… — Peter Thiel Copy Share Image
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
“VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except… — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
“Oh, and you must not forget the Kris Kringle. The child must believe in him until she reaches the age of six."… — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
“ On Christmas. "Santa Claus represents God on assistance," said Clyde. "Santa Claus is a negative-idealed god, the pagan god of material… — Milton Rokeach Copy Share Image
“I never believed in Santa Claus. None of us kids did. Mom and Dad refused to let us. They couldn't afford expensive… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
Santa Claus is anyone who loves another and seeks to make them happy; who gives himself by thought or word or deed… — Edwin Osgood Grover Copy Share Image
The rules your parents teach you to live by are very different than the rules the world actually runs by. Most of… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Santa Claus is a god. He's no less a god than Ahura Mazda, or Odin, or Zeus. Think of the white beard,… — Donald E. Westlake Copy Share Image
“You don't seem to understand," I whispered. "It's Christmas relationships that are worrying Carol and me so! It worries us dreadfully! Oh,… — Eleanor Hallowell Abbott Copy Share Image
