I'm just saying, don't think that there isn't a proverbial "Santa Claus" now. — Bobby Ray Copy Share Image
The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus. — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
“Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Are not we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? The birth of Santa Claus. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still… — James Gould Cozzens Copy Share Image
In the years since his murder, we have transformed King into a kind of innocuous black Santa Claus. — Timothy B. Tyson Copy Share Image
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With big folks, either people think you look mean or it's more of a jolly Santa Claus, 'Oh, he's just a pudgy… — The Notorious B.I.G Copy Share Image
“If we think of the New Year like a Santa Claus, his most useful gift for you is to give you a… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like greater steps toward faith… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
May Santa Claus grant you all that you wish for this Christmas. Here's wishing you and all your loved ones a very… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In… — Hayden Schlossberg Copy Share Image
Do you remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus? I was so upset I didn't think I'd be able… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny should take a few pointers from the mutual-fund industry. All three are trying to pull off… — Jonathan Clements Copy Share Image
Sit peacefully in a church and think of church history: witchburning perhaps, or child abuse, genocide, the amassing of disgusting wealth, the… — Kaz Cooke Copy Share Image
“Why did he hesitate? He finally admitted to himself that he was like an American child who was almost completely certain about… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
The Grateful Dead were very kind. It was Santa Claus. It did good things. It allowed other people to benefit. The benefits… — Mickey Hart Copy Share Image
No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and invite all… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
“Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that… — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
When I was 21 years old, I had a job playing Santa Claus in a shopping centre in Sacramento. I was rail… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus — but it is still… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that… — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
It is curious that people tend to regard government as a quasi-divine, selfless, Santa Claus organization. Government was constructed neither for ability… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If somebody harbours delusions, I think that should disqualify them from office, regardless whether the delusions are religious. Letting someone who thinks… — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
“Gradually the awful truth dawns on you: that Santa Claus was just the tip of the iceberg – that your future will… — Paul Murray Copy Share Image
“It is often argued that religion is valuable because it makes men good, but even if this were true it would not… — H.L. Mencken Copy Share Image
PEOPLE DIE. This is the fact the world desperately hides from us from birth. Long after you find out the truth about… — David Wong Copy Share Image
I think Santa Claus is, by and large, quite beneficial, for when the child is finally allowed -- or forced -- to… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“Christmas of 1930 saw Santa Claus working for Coca-Cola. Before then he did not wear a suit and generally preferred to wear… — Eduardo Galeano Copy Share Image
