Santa Claus was white and everything bad was black. The little ugly duckling was the black duck, and the black cat was… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
Postal officials say that before Christmas they receive tons of letters written to Santa Claus, but after Christmas how few letters of… — Robert E. Lee Copy Share Image
Spirit and soul is horseshit of the worst sort. Obviously there are no fairies, no Santa Clauses, no spirits. What there is,… — Albert Ellis Copy Share Image
When you give of yourself something new comes in to being... the world expands, a bit of goodness is brought forth and… — Kent Nerburn Copy Share Image
An essential point in the social philosophy of interventionism is the existence of an inexhaustible fund which can be squeezed forever. The… — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
It would take more than long-stemmed roses to change my view that you're a despicable cowardy custard and a disgrace to a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is often argued that religion is valuable because it makes men good, but even if this were true it would not… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Being a lifetime wife and mother has afforded me the luxury of having multiple careers: I've been a teacher. A chauffeur. A… — Terry McMillan Copy Share Image
Don't get too scared if a fat dude in red shows up at your door step and tries to wrap you up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Empathising with the younger children on whom the same confidence trick was being imposed, I embarked on a crusade around the neighbourhood,… — Barbara Smoker Copy Share Image
... Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
You're either a rationalist, or you're not. And the good news is a recent poll found 20% of adults under 30 say… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Children are grateful when Santa Claus puts in their stockings gifts of toys or sweets. Could I not be grateful to Santa… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the far corner, a tenor began to sing, Zsadist's crystal-clear voice sailing up toward the warrior paintings on the ceiling far,… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“In addition to the smells of mince and pumpkin pies, the Sage and onions of turkey stuffing, another aroma floated in the… — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
When you’re young, your world is pretty limited. My parents, my family, my church dominated my world. And because Birmingham was so… — Condoleezza Rice Copy Share Image
Obama's gonna play Santa Claus with the minimum wage. He's got no successes to brag about. He cannot talk about a robust… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The first sort of big present I remember getting from Santa Claus was quite a small telescope that I remember going into… — Chelsea Clinton Copy Share Image
You don't believe in God," I said to Stein. "God is a word banging around in the human nervous system. He exists… — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
“Because at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter whether the story’s true or not. What matters is the care that’s… — Rachel Cohn & David Levithan Copy Share Image
I had this grand idea that Elvira's kind of the Santa Claus of Halloween - at the malls, you'd have an Elvira… — Cassandra Peterson Copy Share Image
I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy,… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
If you can delude yourself by believing that there is some kind of Santa Claus out there who is going to bail… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with… — Jimmy Cannon Copy Share Image
Let me tell you something. As we were walking around in the store, Marilyn and I were just really impressed by all… — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
When we were growing up, Christmas used to be very different and Santa Claus used to come to us with so many… — Rituparna Sengupta Copy Share Image
