Do some good to the ghetto, Mr. Kris Kringle. Come and stay awhile, kick it with God's Angels. Take and acknowledge my… — Keith Murray Copy Share Image
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing… — Scott Dikkers Copy Share Image
Santa Claus has already been here and everything. Want to see what he brought for you?" "Is it a big present?" "Very… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember being banned from other houses as a younger child during the winter holiday season; I was the only one who… — Jami Attenberg Copy Share Image
Most Americans have probably heard the song 'Santa Claus Is Coming to Town' about a billion times in the supermarket alone. — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
Someone once said that taxes are the price we pay for civilization. That may have been true when he said it, but… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
My wife and I got to go onstage at a Flaming Lips concert at Webster Hall once. We dressed up like Scientology… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
When Tim Allen made The Santa Clause, I thought that was a delightful film. It took a modern sensibility but layered onto… — Leonard Maltin Copy Share Image
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
When I was a child, I always went to my grandmother's house in Nuremberg for Christmas. My uncle would leave the room,… — Juergen Teller Copy Share Image
Sunday morning in America is the greatest hour of idolatry in the whole week. Why? Because most people who are even worshiping… — Paul Washer Copy Share Image
I'm concerned about my daughter because she will not believe in Santa Claus. No matter what I say to her, she just… — Salma Hayek Copy Share Image
When I found out that Santa Claus wasn't real, I wasn't upset; rather, I was relieved that there was a much simpler… — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world,… — Heather Brewer Copy Share Image
Happiness does not come from external things as we're really taught as children. It doesn't come from Santa Claus. Happiness is from… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementary's school play, because I had most panache, that was probably… — James Frecheville Copy Share Image
Never deny the babies their Christmas! It is the shining seal set upon, a year of happiness. Let them believe in Santa… — Mary Virginia Terhune Copy Share Image
“I was staring at one of the most famous images of Santa Claus of all time — one by Thomas Nast, from… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
“It brings back a long-forgotten memory of Christmas, the year I turned six. I was supposed to be in bed, but I… — Carolee Dean Copy Share Image
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit ... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's… — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
“All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it, it doesn't… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I wanted to ask a thousand questions, but there was no one to ask. Besides I knew that people only told lies… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My father managed shopping malls when I was a kid, and my high school job was to dress up in an elf… — Karen Duffy Copy Share Image
“He said that every time that one person did something nice or helpful for another person it was because we held the… — Holly Rayner Copy Share Image
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he… — Shirley Temple Copy Share Image
Now I admit that the notion of a warless world is a pleasant and attractive thought. But people who believe that there… — Revilo P. Oliver Copy Share Image
This Christmas may Santa Claus get you lots and lots of gifts. May all those gifts be just want you always wanted.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand… — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never… — Charlie Viracola Copy Share Image
“I’d like to know if you’re also responsible for Santa Claus, New York in the autumn, and the production and timely distribution… — Christopher Grey Copy Share Image
If I ever saw magic on television I would say: 'I want that. That's what I want from Santa Claus'. So the… — Colin Morgan Copy Share Image
You remember when you were a kid growing up, and believed in Santa Claus? There's not much difference between Santa Claus and… — Bobby Knight Copy Share Image
“So if there was a Santa Claus, what would you ask him for?” he asked. You, she nearly said. She’d want him… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
If you go to a restaurant with Tom Cruise, it's like walking in with Santa Claus. Everybody is in a better mood… — Doug Liman Copy Share Image
“Though I adore the idea of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Sandman, the Tooth Fairy, and such luminary characters—especially their altruism and… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
At the heart of every really good Christmas movie is the threat, I suppose, to Christmas. Something is wrong with Christmas, in… — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
The idea of God as a fatherly figure who looks down on us and worries about how we're doing or takes sides… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
