“Santa Claus is a lie but if you think that's bad, check out what 'fuck' really means.” — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
“I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.” — Barbara Bretton Copy Share Image
I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus. — Joe Nichols Copy Share Image
“If Pitt tells you there's a Santa Claus, hang your stocking on the mantel, because you better believe it.” — Al Giordino Copy Share Image
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist. — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
Ever since I found out that Santa Claus wasn't real, it's been all down hill... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Do you remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus? I was so upset I didn't think I'd be able… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In… — Hayden Schlossberg Copy Share Image
The four stages of life... You believe in Santa Claus, You don't believe in Santa Claus, You are Santa Claus, You look… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I think we have to believe in things we don't see. That's really important for all of us, whether it's your religion… — James Caan Copy Share Image
Growing up, Santa Claus would cover the presents with a white blanket, so when we'd wake up Christmas morning, we had to… — Martina McBride Copy Share Image
Did you ever wonder why we always leave cookies and milk for Santa Claus, but we never leave a salad for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If we think of the New Year like a Santa Claus, his most useful gift for you is to give you a… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“In my country childhood, we had many Christmas traditions: the fun and adventure of cutting down a tree from our ranch, hilarious… — Larada Horner-Miller Copy Share Image
I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy'… — Stacy Keibler Copy Share Image
You never realize how much your mother loves you till you explore the attic - and find every letter you ever sent… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
Gradually the awful truth dawns on you: that Santa Claus was just the tip of the iceberg - that your future will… — Paul Murray Copy Share Image
One of the saddest days of my life was when my mother told me Superman did not exist. I was like what… — Geoffrey Canada Copy Share Image
“Of course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany's)!! And unlike the rest of the world, we leave… — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a… — Jimmy Boyd Copy Share Image
When I was 21 years old, I had a job playing Santa Claus in a shopping centre in Sacramento. I was rail… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it. — Patti Page Copy Share Image
If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“Like Santa Claus. You adults pretend he doesn't exist, but we know that he really does.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We were wised up early to not celebrating our birthdays and that there was no Santa Claus and no magic. — Stephen Glover Copy Share Image
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. — Bob Phillips Copy Share Image
If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves. — Ted Strickland Copy Share Image
“So, you're the Santa Claus of the magic world with a naughty and nice list?” — Zoe Forward Copy Share Image
OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
If your parents call you a liar, remind them about the tooth fairy, and Santa Claus, then walk away like a boss. — Khat Leen Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I used to be afraid of Santa Claus. Now it's he who is afraid of me. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time. — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
I thought you were all-seeing.” All-knowing, not all-seeing!” he snapped. “I’m a God, not Santa Claus! — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out. — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
