'The Santa Claus' with Tim Allen, I watch it in July. I think he's so funny. — Patrick Corbin Copy Share Image
Once I played Santa Claus for my nieces and nephews. I did the whole 'HO-HO-HO' thing. It was good fun! — Hayden Christensen Copy Share Image
I thought you were all-seeing.” All-knowing, not all-seeing!” he snapped. “I’m a God, not Santa Claus! — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time. — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I used to be afraid of Santa Claus. Now it's he who is afraid of me. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
If your parents call you a liar, remind them about the tooth fairy, and Santa Claus, then walk away like a boss. — Khat Leen Copy Share Image
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I actually share her view and understand her frustration when any government attempts to ban secular symbols like Santa Claus or Rudolph… — Steve Israel Copy Share Image
Many practitioners think there is some giant balance scale, where someone is keeping track, like Santa Claus, and that will determine your… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
There's been fifty-million people that died since Sharon Tate died and I got everybody in Santa Claus land chasing me, trying to… — Charles Manson Copy Share Image
“Oh east is east, and west is west, And never the twain shall meet-- Until they come to the end of the… — Walter R. Brooks Copy Share Image
She thinks I’m a drug dealer. (Chris) ‘The most “illegal” thing the boy had ever done was to walk past a Salvation… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I tend to think that immortal souls, invisible sky daddies, and Santa Claus all belong in the same basket. The disposition of… — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
My dad was a slightly stricter version of Richard Dawkins. The worldview was that there are idiots out there who believe in… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong Copy Share Image
No, he was no such charlatan-- Count de Hoboken Flash-in-the-Pan-- Full of gasconade and bravado, But a regular, rich Don Rataplane, Santa… — Edmund Clarence Stedman Copy Share Image
Maybe that whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus; just a myth we've been fed since childhood. So,… — Meg Ryan Copy Share Image
The only reason some of us are not exiled or thrown into prison is simply because we do not preach as fervently… — Oliver B. Greene Copy Share Image
“Why thanks", Santa said. "you're awfully kind... (Though they are a bit snug ... on my ample behind." "Don't worry," I told… — Jim Harris Copy Share Image
The primary factor that enables our government to peddle economic snake oil is the dollar's unique role as the world's reserve currency,… — Peter Schiff Copy Share Image
“We half-eat cookies and drink the milk, we leave notes, all so kids will believe in something that isn’t true. Kids try… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
“The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus by Amelia C. Houghton Yesterday's Classics Chapel Hill, North Carolina” — Amelia C. Houghton Copy Share Image
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas! — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus… — Dennis Franz Copy Share Image
A born terror, a rebel without a pause... Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus? — Shyheim Copy Share Image
I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
“If Pitt tells you there's a Santa Claus, hang your stocking on the mantel, because you better believe it.” — Al Giordino Copy Share Image
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist. — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus. — Joe Nichols Copy Share Image
Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
Ever since I found out that Santa Claus wasn't real, it's been all down hill... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus. — Pat Boone Copy Share Image
“Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.” — Michael Diack Copy Share Image
The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus, — Jude Wanniski Copy Share Image
