Jim Cornette

I would love to see TNA get a developmental program.

— Jim Cornette

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

— Jim Cornette

Life is too short to have anybody named McMahon in mine.

— Jim Cornette

I loved Houston. Those fans would go ballistic.

— Jim Cornette

There's no casual wrestling fan anymore.

— Jim Cornette

I've always been a fan of Bobby Roode's.

— Jim Cornette

I had been a wrestling fan since I was nine years old.

— Jim Cornette

Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.

— Jim Cornette

Nobody ever went and saw The Midnight Express and thought their match was bad.

— Jim Cornette

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

— Jim Cornette

Wrestling has gotten so show-biz, it's to the point where people scoff at it.

— Jim Cornette

I think tag team wrestling is every bit as exciting, if not more exciting than singles competition.

— Jim Cornette

Eddie Marlin was a big deal for a long time to a lot of people.

— Jim Cornette

Vince McMahon has the worst inferiority complex of anybody in history.

— Jim Cornette

I'm kind of off modern wrestling. I want somebody to step up and impress me.

— Jim Cornette

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

— Jim Cornette

I've seen inside fans' houses, and they would have pictures of Jesus on the wall, and next to it would be a…

— Jim Cornette

Between the '80s with The Midnight Express and the '90s with The Heavenly Bodies, and then in the 2000s on the reunions…

— Jim Cornette

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that…

— Jim Cornette

In the old days, talent owned their costumes, their intellectual property, their gimmicks. They were not employees and could wrestle anywhere they…

— Jim Cornette

Without talent, I don't care how funny the writers are or how many comedy lines they come up, without wrestlers you can't…

— Jim Cornette

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most…

— Jim Cornette

If the Midnight Express were getting honored, I would be right there with it. I don't care if Satan or Saddam Hussein…

— Jim Cornette

The thing is, wrestling is the oldest form of combat known. The cavemen wrestled. And everyone in the American public can understand…

— Jim Cornette

We would get VHS tapes from wrestlers who wanted to come to Smoky Mountain. I got this tape from a guy called…

— Jim Cornette

For the people who are offended about the fact that we have a bunch of criminals and criminal enablers and buffoons and…

— Jim Cornette

When you are as big and strong as Strowman, WWE notices you and basically pays you to go to school. He was…

— Jim Cornette

I expected women to get mad at me because I was knocking pregnancy any way shape or form even though I wasn't…

— Jim Cornette

The fans in Lake Charles, La., were crazy. The Freebirds would get their tires cut, so they started driving to the police…

— Jim Cornette

I would never commit acts of domestic or family violence, stalking or sex offenses against Vince Russo or his household members or…

— Jim Cornette

I thought the Rousey match was the best major league debut in the history of wrestling. They did the right thing at…

— Jim Cornette

I feel like there's no reason to put myself through what I put myself through for 20-something years on airplanes, especially these…

— Jim Cornette

I loved Jimmy Snuka as a fan.

— Jim Cornette

John Cena's success was the least surprising.

— Jim Cornette

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

— Jim Cornette

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!

— Jim Cornette

I went on a diet and went from 248 pounds to 211.

— Jim Cornette

From the time I was 5 years old, I collected comic books.

— Jim Cornette

Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lawler's match was the one thing people believed most about wrestling in the last 35 years.

— Jim Cornette

Cowboy James Storm and Eli Drake, those guys can talk and rile the people up.

— Jim Cornette