When I work in San Francisco doing stand-up, I usually schedule it for July, and we'll drive up the coast and camp… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
I crossed paths with a horse that happened to change my life. That horse is Game On Dude, and what a horse!… — Chantal Sutherland Copy Share Image
What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like greater steps toward faith… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Children are grateful when Santa Claus puts in their stockings gifts of toys or sweets. Could I not be grateful to Santa… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Santa Monica's only walkable if death is no hurdle. The air's the wrong colour. People put sunglasses on their dogs. It's a… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
Each story, good and bad, short or long-from that trip to the mall when you saw Santa, to a long, bad illness-they… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
They were on the set of Bad Santa, but I tried to keep the headphones away from them. My kids have seen… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementarys school play, because I had most panache, that was probably… — James Frecheville Copy Share Image
If the Pilgrims had landed in Santa Monica Bay rather than Boston, we'd have six states out here! — Kevin Starr Copy Share Image
Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
On Christmas morning when I was a child, my mother would leave a book wrapped at the foot of the bed, which… — David McCullough Copy Share Image
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
I started singing in coffeehouses when I was still in high school, in Santa Barbara. I took a job washing dishes and… — David Crosby Copy Share Image
I was born in Orange County - in Santa Ana. My dad is from California. I was raised on the East Coast.… — Michael B. Jordan Copy Share Image
Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa. — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
This is, first and last, the real value of Christmas; in so far as the mythology remains at all it is a… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
No, there are some location shoots in Vegas, maybe four trips a year. It's shot in Santa Clarita, CA. — George Eads Copy Share Image
If you are clear where you are going and you take several steps in that direction every day, you eventually have to… — Jack Canfield Copy Share Image
My connection to Santa Fe is very closely, and continuously a connection with Reid. I believe in him and his philosophy of… — Sam Abell Copy Share Image
The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my… — Halle Berry Copy Share Image
If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-year-old porker who tackled the role… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
The government and its chiefs do not have the powers of the mythical Santa Claus. They cannot spend except by taking out… — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
