What I want for Christmas is to be a Japanese pop star. [Laughs] Santa can't exactly put that under the tree, but… — Candice Accola Copy Share Image
Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Santa Claus has already been here and everything. Want to see what he brought for you?" "Is it a big present?" "Very… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Santa cAme early this year! good things come to those who wait! ❤ #rebelheart — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most… — Chris Van Allsburg Copy Share Image
Postal officials say that before Christmas they receive tons of letters written to Santa Claus, but after Christmas how few letters of… — Robert E. Lee Copy Share Image
“Why is Santa an anagram for Satan? I mean, besides the fact that both have the same amounts of the same letters.… — Sam Logan Copy Share Image
A group of us started a community center in Santa Monica. We've tried different programs, and three have worked really well. A… — Lisa Bonet Copy Share Image
You never realize how much your mother loves you till you explore the attic - and find every letter you ever sent… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government… — Richard Lamm Copy Share Image
When I was 21 years old, I had a job playing Santa Claus in a shopping centre in Sacramento. I was rail… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
How is Christmas regarded today? The legend of Santa Claus, the Christmas tree, the decorations of tinsel and mistletoe, and the giving… — Howard W. Hunter Copy Share Image
You're either a rationalist, or you're not. And the good news is a recent poll found 20% of adults under 30 say… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
They always say 'Is there going to be a sequel to Bad Santa?' and you know, I mean, a long time ago… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
Our unalienable right to life and liberty and the pursuit of happiness, those rights were stripped from college kids in Blackburg and… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
“We half-eat cookies and drink the milk, we leave notes, all so kids will believe in something that isn’t true. Kids try… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
Christmas movies, it's a hard thing to do. The danger is you just end up with a Hollywood star with a Santa… — Peter Baynham Copy Share Image
Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa. — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree… — Julia Peterkin Copy Share Image